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    Default oicdn's girlfriend thread

    If there's one thread that should be recreated, it's that one. I don't guess there's any chance you have that one still stored somewhere, do you Aaron?

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    I hope so.

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    I have the old database but......

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    do you have our old pm's? i'm bummin b/c i lost a specific one.
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    it was the one with my phone number in it i bet.

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    derek, you didn't send me your phone number, but if you do, i'll drunk dial it fo sho.
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    hey aaron... can you get me my old pms? someone sent me the secrets of the universe right as you shut it down..... hook it up please.

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    that "show a pic of your girlfriend" topic had some good one liners also.....and of course

    the chad

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    i will not be grabbing info from the old database.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Peluso
    i will not play grab ass
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    thats a lie, I will play grab ass

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    So sad. That was the greatest thread of all time. No one has self-owned that hard ever.
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    No one has specified which ocidens Girl friend thread we are talking about. The one where he bragged that he let another guy bang his chick out? Or the one where he fell for the girl in his computer class and broke bread on her and bought her a neckless? Regardless, both are classics...

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    I'm talking about the letting another dude bang his girlfriend one. Another highlight from that thread was when he revealed he also made out with a dude, and claimed to be a swinger.
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    Ewl, there where some more threads that where hilarious too, last one that was pretty fun was Bart's post of "west st sider" i believe... the rest is history.

    but there were more funnier things, i just can't remember one right now...

    [edit] got it, hammer threads, i remember canadian skim talking about being so hammered he'll do fugly chicks.
    Last edited by Richard; 05-19-2006 at 02:14 AM.
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    Hammer threads aren't even in the same ballpark as admitting you kissed a dude and let him bang your gf, then backpedalling when you realized nobody thought it was "cool". And I believe that was Colin that posted the west st. sider.

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    oh yeah damn i'm dementing lol, but i think that(oicdn's thread) is so long ago i did not read the whole thing. i can't remember it in any way.
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    he thought he had the most kickass time ever by letting some guy bang his chick, and he thought he was so out there and crazy, and everyone just thought he was a dumbass.

    that's got to be one of the greatest self-owning threads in internet history

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    Default I got teh photos

    I found one of the old photos of him and his girl....


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    That was by far one of the best threads in the history of the internets.

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    long story short it was my boys birthday, and he said he wanted to bang a fine ass escort. so we looked around... found this bad ass bitch, ordered her up. got a hotel room and waited.. she came, bad as frack. i paid her, she was like im going to go to the bathroom and get changed... i want both y'all to get comfortable. we just chilled... she came out in some lingerie looking. then she was like i thought i told you to get comfortable... i meant comfortable as the day you were born. so we both got asshole naked, so she could be sure we werent wearing wires. but she made us both get on the same bed (A frackING TWIN BED NO LESS) so here we are both naked laying next to eachother on a small ass bed... and she starts dancing... i grab her ass and she smacks my hand. im like what the frack... then she's like which hand do you like to use baby? im like which hand... what the hell basically she got both of us jacking off ass naked on a small ass bed laying next to eachother while she dances... finally i was like frack this shit... so i get up and pick her up and throw her on the other bed. she gets pissed off and tells me that im making her feel uncomfortable... so she gets dressed and bounces. i went in her purse and got my money back while she was changing, but still man... that shit was beyond no homoing man. i dont think i've ever told anyone about that shit.
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    that shit was beyond no homoing man.
    Not quite beyond, but rather towards the edge of the perimeter of "homoing"

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    ZBR... I thought that thread happened before your time?

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    The homo question is what happened after she left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beezy
    long story short it was my boys birthday, and he said he wanted to bang a fine ass escort. so we looked around... found this bad ass bitch, ordered her up. got a hotel room and waited.. she came, bad as frack. i paid her, she was like im going to go to the bathroom and get changed... i want both y'all to get comfortable. we just chilled... she came out in some lingerie looking. then she was like i thought i told you to get comfortable... i meant comfortable as the day you were born. so we both got asshole naked, so she could be sure we werent wearing wires. but she made us both get on the same bed (A frackING TWIN BED NO LESS) so here we are both naked laying next to eachother on a small ass bed... and she starts dancing... i grab her ass and she smacks my hand. im like what the frack... then she's like which hand do you like to use baby? im like which hand... what the hell basically she got both of us jacking off ass naked on a small ass bed laying next to eachother while she dances... finally i was like frack this shit... so i get up and pick her up and throw her on the other bed. she gets pissed off and tells me that im making her feel uncomfortable... so she gets dressed and bounces. i went in her purse and got my money back while she was changing, but still man... that shit was beyond no homoing man. i dont think i've ever told anyone about that shit.
    ahahaha that was priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug
    ZBR... I thought that thread happened before your time?
    it was, but a while back somebody posted the link, and I read every word...

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    annndd how he put a dildo as the seat on his bike.

    and even better: he had a good 20 pictures detailing everything. including him kissing the guy.

    and i do belive i was the first one to point that out. hahaha.
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    is this the same "oicd's nuts" thread ive heard about? i remember those pictures and the story. the girlfriend thread was the first great one where i was around. david made fun of jeff cuz his gf looks like a guy and everyone though that hitmystik had raped a drunk girl on a bbq grill cuz of the pic. those were good times

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    Beezy your story was great.

    hahahahahaha
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    what is the full story
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    for what?
    oicdn's??

    he went to somewhere in the panhandle for spring break with his busted girlfriend and 2 other girls and a dude and posted pictures of them all kissing. he kissed a dude and justified it by saying "but then i got to see the girls make out."

    he enjoyed it
    what is this i dont even

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    yknow, instead of bringing it back, we could just recap the entire event over and over again in this thread.

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    well before we do that let's rebuild the database of n00b questions in a week so we can tell them to search
    what is this i dont even

 

 

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