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    Default Caption Competition

    CAPTION COMPETITION - 2 POINTS TO THE BEST CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTOGRAPH
    2 points extra credit for the best caption for this photograph in one of my classes, help me out with some


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    pull my finger
    hows my posting?
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    "Nice Pants."
    go on.

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    "remember Watergate?"

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    is that a roll of quarters in your pants or are you just happy to see me
    what is this i dont even

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    take it off slower
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    "you're the thief"

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    ahhhh [chooo]
    Where all the white women at?

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    Though Dick's racial zinger amused nearly everyone, it was only until he pointed out that "the black man's was BIGGER than the Jew's", that Ron finally got it...

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    lol, i knew DT would come thru on this one
    Where all the white women at?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrith
    pull my finger
    pff hahahahhaa lol'ed for real on this one, so simple yet so awesome

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    "You know how I know you're gay"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrith
    take it off slower
    Hahahaha
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    "So which bank are we hitting up today?"
    When Obama took office, you were only paying $1.95 per gallon of gas...

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    "Someone get Jimmy Carter the frack out of here"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utah
    "So which bank are we hitting up today?"
    Johnny Utah. ahahahaha

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    "yes, i chopped your parents into tiny bits and ate them"
    Where all the white women at?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DT
    Though Dick's racial zinger amused nearly everyone, it was only until he pointed out that "the black man's was BIGGER than the Jew's", that Ron finally got it...
    hahaha, i was trying to think of something that would link together all their different expressions, then i scrolled down and read that, perfect

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    "They shall call us, 'the X Presidents'"
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    [QUOTE=longislandskim]You are just a douschebag. you commit many acts of douschebaggery. you need to takes raves interwebz fighting 101 summer class. or just take a seat.[/QUOTE]

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    wonder twin powers activate.
    hows my posting?
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    "rectum? Damn near killed him!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Islandboy
    "You know how I know you're gay"
    hahaha he wins

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    Quote Originally Posted by autonomous

    " Your an Asshole!"
    I see that you are a fagot because you are riding that fixie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by autonomous
    After a long grueling meeting.... all agree to release some steam by running a train on the lady in the brown suit...... Jimmy and Gerald laugh, pleased with solidifying the 1st and 2nd spots.

    Richard in an argument for why he should be third states he would rather f#ck Bush than take Ronnie's sloppy seconds.

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    "Ronnie, we all know that is not apple juice in that glass. And we also know that on your recent trip to India, you took a liking to drinking your own piss"

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    Quote Originally Posted by autonomous
    guy 2nd from left "i see your hair line is receding"
    guy with finger out "well, um, uh........shut up"
    sorry i don't know who they are
    The J-Gordon Retro Fish is the nicest board I've ever ridden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by autonomous
    guy 2nd from left "i see your hair line is receding"
    guy with finger out "well, um, uh........shut up"
    sorry i don't know who they are
    The J-Gordon Retro Fish is the nicest board I've ever ridden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amosb72
    guy 2nd from left "i see your hair line is receding"
    guy with finger out "well, um, uh........shut up"
    sorry i don't know who they are
    Really?

    Wow, we dont even get taught that much U.S. history and even I know who they are...
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    wow how do you knot know who they are
    hows my posting?
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    get the frack out of america
    what is this i dont even

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    Quote Originally Posted by jake
    get the frack out of america
    Was that a quote, or were you directing that at Amosb?
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    if he doesnt know the past few presidents then he is unamerican
    what is this i dont even

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    Quote Originally Posted by jake
    if he doesnt know the past few presidents then he is unamerican
    Yea, originally I was gonna go with "Dont you dare call yourself an American" but you got it covered now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jake
    get the frack out of america
    haha either way ...i don't care if this was meant for the kid but it's a funny caption
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    hahahahahah yeah i guess hahaha
    what is this i dont even

 

 

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