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    Default Girl next door?

    Whatever happened to the cute girl next door?

    Im outside mowing my lawn when i look over to see my new neighbors unloading a truck. Suddenly from no where what i suspected to be a gorrila came from the house and unloaded the truck. She gave me the sexy look but i dont think she realized that she was 3 times my size.

    Depressing

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    shes still there. she just combined with 3 other hot chicks and took form of one super chick. its just too scary at first for the average humanbeing, but don't worry tho, your eyes will soon focus.
    Tim Lewis

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    she forms like voltron to get on your cock.

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    tell me about it bro. i live in ghetto and all i have to look at is ugly ass haitian bitches. the shit is dick numbing.

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    I Think I Found Whiny!!!!!!!! ^^^

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    Hahaha

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    LMAO, thats halarious, cept his location says FTlauderdale

    theres some major hoes there
    hi

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    i heard fat chicks give good head though...

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    did i hear a transformer joke?

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    damn you didj...

    either transformers or wu-tang

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    hahaha, i saw that picture years ago, as soon as i read your last post i remembered it, took me 10 minutes to find the damn thing

    and it was a voltron joke, digital rapture, which is almost the same thing

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    nerds.
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    all my neigbors are dog shit.

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    Apperently my neighbor is pretty cute and surfs, but I've never seen her.
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    my neighbor is 8.

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    if there is grass on the feild play ball
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walruz996
    Apperently my neighbor is pretty cute and surfs, but I've never seen her.

    What are you waiting for?...

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    yea it's not thát hard, walk to the door, ring the bell say hi and put her on the table.

    my neighbour is aged 40+ hell yeah!
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

 

 

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