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    Default Most Immature Topic ever

    Take normal movie titles and make them sound like porn movies... go

    movie titles involving mangled hot dogs and fairy wings welcome

    Riding Giants- riding giants
    Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone- Hairy pussy and the sorceror's bone
    Stepford Wives- Breastford wives (real movie)

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    Bearded - Mustached
    RANDOM PELUSO LOVE
    [QUOTE=longislandskim]You are just a douschebag. you commit many acts of douschebaggery. you need to takes raves interwebz fighting 101 summer class. or just take a seat.[/QUOTE]

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    Octopussy

    That is all...

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    the da vinci load.
    "This is for everybody in this city who's had homes that used to be wet," he said after receiving the NFC championship trophy. "This is for the city of New Orleans." -Sean Payton

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug
    Riding Giants- riding giants
    do you mean Little Giants?
    its me.

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    no, the surf movie, riding giants. no change needed.

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    The Color of Money- The Color of Pussy
    its me.

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    Donnie Cocko

    Happy Skeet. -Happy Feet.

    Really I got nothing.

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    buffy the vampire slayer- buffy the vampire fracker

    driving miss daisy...nothing changed.
    its me.

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    big fish - big dick
    forrest gump - the forrest hump
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    In too deep - In too deep

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    deep impact...
    stranger than fiction - a stranger and friction
    dawn of the dead - spawn with the dead
    man in the mirror - sick frack who touches children... in the mirror
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    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/DSC00055-1.jpg[/url]

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    last one doesn't count.
    its me.

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    it wasnt supposed to count
    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/Walt_aka_C_Bone.jpg[/url]
    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/IMG_2943-1.jpg[/url]
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    saving private ryan- saving ryan's privates

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    Uncovered - pretty self explanatory.

    Dont ask me where the movie came from though, here ya go:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111549/

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    frack this topic- frack this topic

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    Quote Originally Posted by shin-n
    saving private ryan- saving ryan's privates
    a classic
    but not very original
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    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/IMG_2943-1.jpg[/url]
    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/DSC00055-1.jpg[/url]

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    islandboy i was at the same website looking for movies to change around.
    its me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flskimboarder
    islandboy i was at the same website looking for movies to change around.
    Tru, I just typed it in google though like this:

    Movie: Uncovered

    And that was the first link that came up, either way it would work...

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug
    Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone- Hairy pussy and the sorceror's bone
    aww hell naw. hairy pooter and the sorceror's bone

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    50 first dates - 50 nurses raped
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    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/DSC00055-1.jpg[/url]

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    while your were sleeping - ya just pretty much that
    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/Walt_aka_C_Bone.jpg[/url]
    [url]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/xx2sjr5xx/IMG_2943-1.jpg[/url]
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    Clicked- Gang banged while you were asleep and drunk

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    spinal tap - rectal tapped
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    Borat- Whorat

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    school of rock - school of cock

    lake placcid - lake flaccid

    detroit rock city - detroit, cock city

    hannibal - hand 'n' ball

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    anger management - pussy management

    bad santa - bad santa

    fun with dick and jane - fun with dick and jane

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    grandma's toy (granny porn)

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    Quote Originally Posted by vicskim76
    lake placcid - lake flaccid
    this doesn't sound too exciting.

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    The Wizard of Ooz
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    this doesn't sound too exciting.
    well if i must go into detail. he becomes "flaccid" after there is a "lake" of baby batter

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    Godzilla - my penis
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    die hard-die hard
    austin flowers: international man of sextamy.(gay porno)


    to early to be funny
    what is this i dont even

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    Quote Originally Posted by flskimboarder
    buffy the vampire slayer- buffy the vampire fracker

    driving miss daisy...nothing changed.
    piledriving miss daisy

 

 

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