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    Default chew on this

    so i just ate a popsicle and was left with this thought:


    "what's more dangerous than pulling a shark's tooth?"



    answer later.
    the world's a subway

    stay fly. ya dig?

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    having sex without a condom

    (they're educational popsicles)

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    bada bump
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    so hard to put a rimshot into words....

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    Tulips on your organ?

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    a brown-out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjMattyD
    Tulips on your organ?
    How is that more dangerous than pulling sharks teeth? Are you gay or something?
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by omi one
    How is that more dangerous than pulling sharks teeth? Are you gay or something?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projecting

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjMattyD
    I should rephrase that... Name one person, gay or straight, that doesn't like tulips on their organs.
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    I see.

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    Howie Mandel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by omi one
    I should rephrase that... Name one person, gay or straight, that doesn't like tulips on their organs.
    tuˇlip P Pronunciation Key (tlp, ty-)
    n.
    Any of several bulbous plants of the genus Tulipa, native chiefly to Asia and widely cultivated for their showy, variously colored flowers.
    The flower of any of these plants.

    orˇgan P Pronunciation Key (ôrgn)
    n.
    Music.
    An instrument consisting of a number of pipes that sound tones when supplied with air and a keyboard that operates a mechanism controlling the flow of air to the pipes. Also called pipe organ.
    Any one of various other instruments, such as the electronic organ, that resemble a pipe organ either in mechanism or sound.

    yeah they are great.....



    basically tulips on your organ is the punchline to: "what is better than roses on your piano?"

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    "what is better than roses on your piano?"
    I still don't get some American jokes...
    My fault.
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    what's better than a shrub on your rooster?

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    two lips on your penis?

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    a bush on your cock?
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    I'm so surprised somebody got that one.


    these are fun...

    What's worse than an oyster in your crab pot?

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    a crab in your oyster pot
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    hahahah that was inadvertent, I meant "a clam on your rod"
    but that works too

    what's worse than a burrito on your hamburger?

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    your meat in a taco
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    close, a taco on your hot dog


    what's worse than a cut on your ring

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    damn whit you got me on this one
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    a slit on your dong

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    yeah, that was bad, I know

    what's worse than a canine on your Jane?

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    a pussy on your dick
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    nicely done

    what's worse than a mustard lollipop?

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    damn i should get like riddle master title.

    this one is a tuffy
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    a ketchup popsicle

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    whats the worst part about eating a vegitable?
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    hahaha

    what's the best part about going down on your mom?

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    coming up with a mouth full?
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    free meal AND floss

 

 

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