so i just ate a popsicle and was left with this thought:
"what's more dangerous than pulling a shark's tooth?"
answer later.
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so i just ate a popsicle and was left with this thought:
"what's more dangerous than pulling a shark's tooth?"
answer later.
the world's a subway
stay fly. ya dig?
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having sex without a condom
(they're educational popsicles)
bada bump
"...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."
so hard to put a rimshot into words....
Tulips on your organ?
a brown-out?
How is that more dangerous than pulling sharks teeth? Are you gay or something?Originally Posted by DjMattyD
"...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projecting
I should rephrase that... Name one person, gay or straight, that doesn't like tulips on their organs.
"...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."
I see.
Howie Mandel.
tu·lip P Pronunciation Key (tlp, ty-)
n.
Any of several bulbous plants of the genus Tulipa, native chiefly to Asia and widely cultivated for their showy, variously colored flowers.
The flower of any of these plants.
or·gan P Pronunciation Key (ôrgn)
n.
Music.
An instrument consisting of a number of pipes that sound tones when supplied with air and a keyboard that operates a mechanism controlling the flow of air to the pipes. Also called pipe organ.
Any one of various other instruments, such as the electronic organ, that resemble a pipe organ either in mechanism or sound.
yeah they are great.....
basically tulips on your organ is the punchline to: "what is better than roses on your piano?"
"what is better than roses on your piano?"
I still don't get some American jokes...
My fault.
"...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."
what's better than a shrub on your rooster?
two lips on your penis?
a bush on your cock?
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I'm so surprised somebody got that one.
these are fun...
What's worse than an oyster in your crab pot?
a crab in your oyster pot
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hahahah that was inadvertent, I meant "a clam on your rod"
but that works too
what's worse than a burrito on your hamburger?
your meat in a taco
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close, a taco on your hot dog
what's worse than a cut on your ring
damn whit you got me on this one
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a slit on your dong
yeah, that was bad, I know
what's worse than a canine on your Jane?
a pussy on your dick
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nicely done
what's worse than a mustard lollipop?
damn i should get like riddle master title.
this one is a tuffy
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a ketchup popsicle
whats the worst part about eating a vegitable?
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deepthroating a celery stick.
eating the wheelchair
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hahaha
what's the best part about going down on your mom?
coming up with a mouth full?
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free meal AND floss
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