Opening the borders

**vicskim4406** · 05-18-2006, 08:33 AM

Me and my friends were talking about the Bush speech and I came up with the idea that we should open the water borders, fill them with thousands of sharks,crocodiles and alligators, and any immigrant that can get across successfully deserves to live in America. A new way of looking at Darwin's theory of evolution. Who agrees?

**kcskimkid** · 05-18-2006, 08:35 AM

im totally down. make sure the sharks are bull sharks and and add barbed wire before the water so they get cut trying to get to the water then the sharks will smell the blood and the rest is historty. if they survive that they are troopers.

**vicskim4406** · 05-18-2006, 08:37 AM

I say we should write a bill and send it to Congress.

**kcskimkid** · 05-18-2006, 08:38 AM

you get it going and ill sign it.

**vicskim4406** · 05-18-2006, 08:41 AM

"Dear Congress,
In light of all the border issues and illegal immigrants entering the country, I have come up with a plan to deal with this problem. We shall open all the waterway borders and fill the Gulf of Mexico and Western California waterways with thousands of Bull sharks, crocodile, and alligators. This will not only eliminate the problem of lazy immigrants entering the country, but will also allow only the best of the worst to enter the country. Let me know what you think."
Sound good?

**kcskimkid** · 05-18-2006, 08:43 AM

hahah. sounds great. im sure it will do fine passing.

**vicskim4406** · 05-18-2006, 08:44 AM

I put my failing english 3 class skills to the test on that one

**kcskimkid** · 05-18-2006, 08:45 AM

even better.good job kid

**kcskimkid** · 05-18-2006, 08:46 AM

i dont think gw coulda even topped that

**omi one** · 05-18-2006, 09:52 AM

That's a great idea, but eventually all those animals will migrate to the third coast and eat surfers and skimboarders... Actually that's not a bad idea.