Tennis fags check in here, re Wimbledon

[Colon]

Spoiler, click the back button if you don't want to know what happened today or if you're into some sub-genre gay sport like skimboarding.



























































Nadal lost today in the second round. Who do you think takes it? Bummer Fed and Joker are in the same half. frack Murray, I hope that Scottish fudge packer loses. Have I used enough gay slurs yet?

Fed is my pick. I'd go homo for him.

[hondarider525]

Jock is gonna do it. No doubt. Cant believe Nadal lost.

[WSMassiv]

I don't know a whole heap about tennis, but nadal's asymmetrical arms creep me out

[ankskim]

i hate Nadal with a burning passion. i hate his style of play so much. Federer all the way. he is my fuucking idol.

[BART]

I watch every day but everthing is on my DVR so I avoid this thread. Ferrer is looking great for ferrer, Fed is looking meh, I say probably Djoc but I think one of my new favorite players is Tsonga. That kid has heart. I doubt anybody can beat Djoc right now (best shot left is probably Murray).

[Logan]

i really like tsonga too. i remember when he came out in the french open and went a lot farther than everyone thought he was supposed to. it was the same year monfils made a run so that open was really exciting to watch as it progressed.

its hard to pick against djokovic right now. it's hard to think he will be as dominant as federer for as long as fed was, but he hasn't shown any weaknesses so far and he's still learning. its scary as good as he is on all surfaces.

[hondarider525]

Its funny that Djokovic used to not be as good as he was, until he found out he had a gluten intolerance and started eating a lot differently. Paleo guys should appreciate that.

[Colon]

I hope Fed beats Joker and Tsonga beats Murray.

Anyone notice that since Rory McIlroy started banging Wozniaki she has dropped from #1 to #10 - did he give her AIDS or what?

[Colon]

What a great performance. Woke up at 5 am to watch. Go Fed!

[ankskim]

federer has always been my favorite. i love his style of play. and playing with a 90 sq inch racquet head aint easy.

[BART]

Hail to the king baby.

[ankskim]

he gets his rightful #1 spot back. frack yeah.

[BART]

His interviews crack me up. He is the most confident person on the planet.

When he said something like "I played incredible tennis in the semifinals and today" my wife and I busted up. And then when he was trying to be nice to Murray, he goes "I think some day you'll win a grand slam." Meanwhile he is holding the trophy from his 17th. Haha, so Federer.

[Colon]

That was so funny, I couldn't believe he said that.

Did you see Mirka in the lobby after the match? She has gotten huge!

Good on Roger, hope he wins the Open as well. Best player ever for sure.

[Logan]

i saw where he was the first male over 30 to win a grand slam since serena williams. impressive!

[BART]

That was so funny, I couldn't believe he said that.

Did you see Mirka in the lobby after the match? She has gotten huge!

Good on Roger, hope he wins the Open as well. Best player ever for sure.

looking good to me!

[Colon]

Dude I think that's a chop. I can tell by the pixels.

Remember this shot? Dude can do anything with a tennis racket:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va2vmogKM6U&hd=1

[ankskim]

holy nuts. the slice is the most underrated shot

[BART]

Dude I think that's a chop. I can tell by the pixels.

Remember this shot? Dude can do anything with a tennis racket:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va2vmogKM6U&hd=1

Yeah that was so ridiculous. It was like the ball was out and he was just shoving it to the ball kid.