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    Default Marry, Kill, F*ck, Egyptian style. Regime change indeed!

    The way I read this legislation you can marry a 14 year old, kill her, then bang her for 6 hours. They also have dowry's there so if you play your cards right you can get paid to bang your 14 year old dead wife!

    [QUOTE]http://english.alarabiya.net/article...25/210198.html

    Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper.

    The appeal came in a message sent by Dr. Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker, Dr. Saad al-Katatni, addressing the woes of Egyptian women, especially after the popular uprising that toppled president Hosni Mubarak in February 2011.

    She was referring to two laws: one that would legalize the marriage of girls starting from the age of 14 and the other that permits a husband to have sex with his dead wife within the six hours following her death.
    *books flight to Egypt*

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    Yyyyaaaahhhhh Arab Spring!! Yyyaaaahhhhh Muslim Brotherhood!!
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    regime change reminds me of this amazing skit:

    Made you look

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    Never seen that before, hahahahahahaha
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    black bush is all time.

    the above law proposals are outrageous
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    they need tupperware
    keeps wife coochie fresh for a week

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    A new breed of pornography has been born people.
    And then?

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    so on the other side of this, do the women go "oh, he's stiff!" ?
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    Something seems off about this story. I smell bullshit or a case of the blogger echo chamber of twisted/misunderstood information. Even Egypt can't be this retarded.
    Last edited by BART; 04-26-2012 at 08:58 PM.

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    just throw her in the freezer and save her for later..thats my motto, and it just so happens to rhyme..kind of
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    freezer and later don't rhyme

    pitbull did better when he rhymed kodak with kodak

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    Pitbull did it better when he did the new Men-In-Black song.
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    Looks like my dreams have been shattered - From a guy I know working in Jordan:

    The entire story took off based on a single op-ed by a notorious Mubarak apparatchik in a notorious pro-military newspaper, as a pretty naked attempt at fearmongering. As far as anyone who has done any actual research on the story can tell, the law in question simply doesn't exist. It's all hearsay. Pretty much everyone in Egypt, across the political and religious spectrum, are both amused and insulted that people - including journalists - actually believe this shit

    If a story sounds too crazy to be true, it usually is. Even when it comes to Islamists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan View Post
    freezer and later don't rhyme

    pitbull did better when he rhymed kodak with kodak
    I wasn't trying to rhyme freezer and later..save her and later are close to rhyming, hence the "kind of"..
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    nigga please
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