chinese exam answers

[biggus dickus]

i am reading the exams i gave my year three college students here in china and laughing my ass off. these are both answers from the same test:

in holland people can use drugs. they can shoot others. they can find townwoman. also there is homoeroticism. the government will pay women money with sex. freedoms choose for themselves. Reasons: they keep people working and not go to prison. the townwoman can go to see the doctor. they will use clean needles so they can't get aids. i agree with it.

and from a question on the civil rights' era:

but the blacks are seperate and have no citizenship at first. they intergret (sic) with whites. because the blacks are poor. in the world war's, the blacks are not allowed to go to restaurant to eat. blacks are getting hang, and whites hate blacks. now it is equal.

[biggus dickus]

haha one from a different student's exam:

americans use guns to protect themselves. even children have guns in the usa. nearly every family has a gun all over the country. it seems impossible for the government to prohibit people from owning guns. people's lives are threatened because of guns. they may arise riot.

[Kyle Thoresen]

HAHAHAHA These are great. What do you teach in China???

[biggus dickus]

mainly oral english but this was from my western culture class. coming back to the states in a month though. i have a whole stack of these things to get through.

[Kyle Thoresen]

haha thats great. well at least theres some humor in grading those papers.

[jake]

thats some funny shit. that black one had me seriosuly loling

[biggus dickus]

"asians are different from americans, so they are special in the usa. maybe it's the reason that american call them model minorities"

[biggus dickus]

"Mexico is a country which is very close to usa. every year, so many illegal immigrants come to the usa. then so them are sent back again. though the government has send army to the border, but the drug-sellers pay more than the usa"

[KrisStone]

how long have you been in china and are you fluent in the language?

[DjMattyD]

mainly oral english but this was from my western culture class. coming back to the states in a month though. i have a whole stack of these things to get through.

yer doing a bang up job..

[ZapBulletRider]

I just think it's funny that he teaches oral

[Richard]

i am reading the exams i gave my year three college students here in china and laughing my ass off. these are both answers from the same test:

in holland people can use drugs. they can shoot others. they can find townwoman. also there is homoeroticism. the government will pay women money with sex. freedoms choose for themselves. Reasons: they keep people working and not go to prison. the townwoman can go to see the doctor. they will use clean needles so they can't get aids. i agree with it.

and from a question on the civil rights' era:

but the blacks are seperate and have no citizenship at first. they intergret (sic) with whites. because the blacks are poor. in the world war's, the blacks are not allowed to go to restaurant to eat. blacks are getting hang, and whites hate blacks. now it is equal.

i'm pretty sure shooting others is illegal over here ...

[Scrub]

hahahaha. worldwide relations are great

[ZapBulletRider]

http://www.engrish.com

edit: Hahaha it's been a while since I've actually been there, there's some new discoveries I haven't seen. Look at this shit:
http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail...ate=2006-06-01

[biggus dickus]

even though i can't read the japanese characters in that sign (can tell it's japanese cause of all the loops etc) i can pretty much translate that since i've been in asia so long:

it's probably at an aquarium or a sea world equivalent. it's telling you not to put your hands inside the dolphin cage.

[ZapBulletRider]

yeah there's some great ones on there

[Pat-Juh]

in holland people can use drugs. they can shoot others. they can find townwoman. also there is homoeroticism. the government will pay women money with sex. freedoms choose for themselves. Reasons: they keep people working and not go to prison. the townwoman can go to see the doctor. they will use clean needles so they can't get aids. i agree with it.

Damn... is that the picture the world has of us?? Lil bit out dated i must say...

cause there's a new politicalparty called "NVD" which in english is something like "brotherly love, diversity and ............... (which i can't remember)" and the things they stand for:

children porn,
sex with minors,
drugs for minors,
etc..
etc..

damn sickos... it's like a bunch of MJs that went political...

anyway LOL at their answers Dikkus

[skimnczach]

good stuff

thanks for posting

[Ryon Graf]

I find it a little scary what these students think about the US. What part of china are you in? Is this mainland or taiwan or hongkong?

[biggus dickus]

mainland. i am in jiangsu province in a major city about halfway between shanghai and nanjing. the chinese tend to know very little about the outside world, partly because there's so few foreigners here. they get a lot of their information from fictional movies.

[steve-o]

well seems like you've got a ways to go teaching them culture-wise. good luck on that one.

[Jeff.Liu]

i'm pretty sure shooting others is illegal over here ...

i think what he meant to right was that you can murder someone there without having to think about a death penalty

im pretty sure thats what he meant

i guess i can understand these answers

[biggus dickus]

a movie review on top gun:

i don't like this film very much. the story is a little boring. during the whole film you only see the fight plane flying here and there. the war film is not popular.

[steve-o]

^^^^^^^communist bastards!