First crab attack

[godenver]

Yesterday i stepped on a crab and got pinched on a toe on my left foot...scared the crap outta me

[Will925]

[Jim Gordon]

One time I stepped on a sea urchin........hurt like hell.

[tommygallagher]

At first I was wondering if this should be in the off topic, then I found out what kind of crabs.

[Colon]

I was skimming once and my foot touched something. I looked down (probably in 3 ft of water) and therewere crabs everywhere. Usually the water is not clear, this day it was crystal clear. Freaked me out. Good motivation to complete your ride back to shore.

[Skimobx13]

I stepped on a puffer fish before it sucked!

[OG Mike D]

Stepped on a dead fish carcass while running full sprint, had to end up getting stitches on the bottom of my heal, it sucked...

[Chrith]

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[Colon]

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My wife's brother was a competition bodybuilder as a teen. Some older gym whore fracked him and gave him crabs. He noticed them one morning and freaked out. He ran crying (like literally crying) to his dad, he didn't know what they were. Better than my crab story anyways.

[Chrith]

crabs would freak me the hell out too. so gross, they're just little tiny mites all up in your junk. you can get them in your eyelashes too. i guess if you're cave exploring pretty intense you can get them

[Rusty]

I stepped on a puffer fish before it sucked!

[ankle biter]

skim fl saved my ass one time when a 4ft bullshark decided to "sprint" at my calf.

[SJskim]

one time, i stepped on sand

[Luff]

[tom_skim]

Yesterday i stepped on a crab and got pinched on a toe on my left foot...scared the crap outta me

Lol hahahaha I'm sorry but this rarely happens in aus
fwiw I have gone down to jelly fish about the size of an australian 10c coin.....but in my defense there was ALOT OF THEM

[tom_skim]

skim fl saved my ass one time when a 4ft bullshark decided to "sprint" at my calf.

woah that coulda been heavy! Bullsharks are phycos- or the honey badgers of the ocean as I like to call them . If it got you it would of shredded your calf, or at least not of let go of it without a viscous fight!! But you got a cool experience out of it I'm sure.

[Klaustrophobia]

Lol hahahaha I'm sorry but this rarely happens in aus
fwiw I have gone down to jelly fish about the size of an australian 10c coin.....but in my defense there was ALOT OF THEM

kinky.

your mouth must have been hurtin like a motherfracker.

[Utah]

woah that coulda been heavy! Bullsharks are phycos- or the honey badgers of the ocean as I like to call them . If it got you it would of shredded your calf, or at least not of let go of it without a viscous fight!! But you got a cool experience out of it I'm sure.

Am I the only one who read this silently with an Australian accent in my head?

[OG Mike D]

Am I the only one who read this silently with an Australian accent in my head?

Nope, but all I can picture is the Crocodile Hunter in my mind talking mate....

[tom_skim]

Am I the only one who read this silently with an Australian accent in my head?

haha, it does sound like something Steve Irwin would of said a bit.....and I'm not going to lie on the Internet here, I do wrestle 25 ft salt water crocodile for a hobby*



*when Im fast asleep.....

[godenver]

I should get rep power for this thread too