How much is 1.5" of your penis worth?

[Colon]

Seeing as how little I've been using mine lately I would take the 7.5 mil. You?

A former Navy servicemember was awarded $7.5 million by an El Cajon jury in a settlement from an injury that shortened the man's penis, permanently injuring him as a result of a motorcycle crash.

The accident occurred when Matthew Wall, 23, collided with a shuttle van from the Rancho Auto Group, a subsidiary of Group 1 Automotive, causing the injury that would eventually shorten his penis by nearly one inch. At the time, Wall was an active duty noncommissioned Navy officer.
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A representative from Group 1 Automotive said they would repeal the ruling and did not comment further on the case.

Attorneys for Wall say the motorcycle accident occurred as he was turning left on Saint Charles Street onto Lytton Street when the shuttle truck turned in front of the Navy officer, causing his Harley-Davidson to crash into the moving vehicle. Wall suffered a crushed public ramus bone including a catastrophic injury sustained to his penis.

The injury was treated with reconstructive surgery but resulted in a loss of 1.5 inches to his penis lenth including nerve damage.

Shuttle driver Pedro Flores Miramontes was not a U.S. citizen and was driving on an expired license. Miramonte never received formal shuttle bus driver's training.

[packman4902]

Losing the inch.5 isnt the thing that scares me as much as the "nerve damage"...

But with that being said, for 7.5 mil i would still take this trade in a heartbeat.

[Chrith]

i gave that bitch my micropenis. bitches love micro penis'

[Colon]

I had a hilarious poll attached but apparently you can't add a poll if you don't post the thread in 5 minutes or less. What can I say, I was multitasking. By 'multitasking' I mean masturbating to a yoga video.

[oatmeal]

that's my whole penis

[huffy]

For 7.5 mil you could probably go buy a whole new Dick.

[skimfl]

Is this 1.5" of length or width?

[Socraticskim]

He must have had a really bad rash *da dum tis*

[sealice aka lone ranger]

He must have had a really bad rash *da dum tis*

what the fück are you talking about?

[$ilky $kim]

Well his dick is 1.5 inches shorter, so at least now he has a good reason to ride a motorcycle.

[WSMassiv]

if this happened to me, I would have to downgrade to magnums

[NYZ]

money + short dick = get bitches

money + from dick accident = same bitches

[Logan]

-how did you get make this fortune?
--because harley davidson
-you work for them?
--because i lost some dick

[Socraticskim]

what the fück are you talking about?

Intentionally bad pun poking fun at the puns that are soon to come.

[skimiks]

i bet this was a real boner in his day

[vicskim76]

Intentionally bad pun poking fun at the puns that are soon to come.

Do you know how puns work?

[vicskim76]

That's what he gets for riding a crotch rocket.

[skimiks]

That's what he gets for riding a crotch rocket.

Attorneys for Wall say the motorcycle accident occurred as he was turning left on Saint Charles Street onto Lytton Street when the shuttle truck turned in front of the Navy officer, causing his Harley-Davidson to crash into the moving vehicle. Wall suffered a crushed public ramus bone including a catastrophic injury sustained to his penis.

lol. would have been good

[dukiedude13]

Cant decide who got the better deal in this... But I guess the guy's the true weiner

[WSMassiv]

He won't be going dong that road on a motorcycle ever again.

[waddsworth]

That's got to have a serious impact on that semen.

[SkimNate]

pun threads suck.