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    Default Do you want some ice cream?

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    and people wonder why people don't trust Mexicans......
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    Quote Originally Posted by omega View Post
    and people wonder why people don't trust Mexicans......
    not mexico...
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    They look mexican.

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    those sign spinners could learn a thing or two from these guys
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    It was annoying at every other tourist trap too.

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    When I worked in an ice cream shop, a guy came in by himself asking for a chocolate & vanilla ice cream on a reg cone. So I gave him the two scoops on a cone and handed it to him. He looked at it, and wouldn't take it saying.......no no no, I want it on two cones! I was upset by the way he said it, so holding his cone in one hand, I rearched for another cone, stuck it on top of the ice cream and handed it back to him. Shocked this time he didn't say a word and walked out with his two scoops with a cone on the top and one on the bottom.
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    I ha yeah. Damn I want ice cream now.
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    i could do that to customers all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Gordon View Post
    When I worked in an ice cream shop, a guy came in by himself asking for a chocolate & vanilla ice cream on a reg cone. So I gave him the two scoops on a cone and handed it to him. He looked at it, and wouldn't take it saying.......no no no, I want it on two cones! I was upset by the way he said it, so holding his cone in one hand, I rearched for another cone, stuck it on top of the ice cream and handed it back to him. Shocked this time he didn't say a word and walked out with his two scoops with a cone on the top and one on the bottom.
    When did you work in an Ice Cream shop? Sounds like a pretty sweet job, we have Marble Slab here and they make some delicious stuff.

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    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chev View Post
    When did you work in an Ice Cream shop? Sounds like a pretty sweet job, we have Marble Slab here and they make some delicious stuff.
    Theres marble slab in canada too? So much for me thinking it was a semi-local thing.
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    his partner was not amused by this at all
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    Thanks just went and bought some Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chev View Post
    When did you work in an Ice Cream shop? Sounds like a pretty sweet job, we have Marble Slab here and they make some delicious stuff.
    Yeah it was, I worked by myself so I ate ice cream free all day.
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    Jim, it sounds like you have the best jobs in history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam22 View Post
    Jim, it sounds like you have the best jobs in history.
    I think the only jobs I liked going to work everyday was when I was a surf shop salesman and when I was a ride operator at the Santa Cruz boardwalk--even though the jobs paid low wages.
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