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    Default It is time to chop

    It's been awhile... my buddy who works in Tampa was telling me about this SoFla douche he works with, who copies everything he does, from sunglasses to music streaming sites to just everything. Basically this guy is the office douche.. I asked for pics and low and behold, this kid is the epitome of guido twatness. Do your worst, by what I've heard he deserves it. We'll take the best ones and present them to him via FB.





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    aha dude this is so beta to like show them to him via fb ahhaha but lets do it.
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    I mean the kid's FB is a goldmine....





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    let him have it. I will do mine when I can get to photoshop later.

    and showing to then via fb was my idea. if anyone has a better way to present them (im sure there's a funnier way) feel free to chime in

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    This guys sucks.

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    I want his life so bad Translation: It's guys like this that make me ok with how I live

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    if he's copying your friend... and this is how he looks...then..you're friends with a guido?


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    haha well he said the only thing he's copied looks-wise are these really rare sunglasses he got you can only find at one store in tampa. he gets them... next day the kid comes in with them on. he started listening to grooveshark and bringing headphones to work when he did, and got shirts tailored the next day after my friend said he got shirts tailored. it's just sort of weird.

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    sounds/looks like a complete tool. what's the plan?

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    chop the shit out of the best pics, message them to him on FB, or better yet I'll have my friend make an album and tag him in all of them, and then post the ensuing lulz

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    I'm sure your friend's work environment is going to be just peachy after this... *grabs popcorn
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    I know I can't wait. get to it!!

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    this guy is a fracking bau5.
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    not yer personal army

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    yeah but taint is but I decided to share this awesomeness with somb

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    lol im kidding, i just dont see much potential for the shops from those pics

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    you serial? he could easily be thrown in with such classics as...



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    stop trying to cockblock this guy

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    I think we should chop your friend for wasting one second of energy on this guy.
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    frack me sideways those two pics above are sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ihaterutgers View Post
    Apparently he enjoys fingerbanging.
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    reminds me of

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    was gonna hate, but then I saw him in a picture with Pauly D....Although he is the epitome of douchebag, Pauly D is cool in my book yooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash View Post
    I think we should chop your friend for wasting one second of energy on this guy.
    haha this was my idea. he was complaining to me about him on gchat and I said "send me some pics ill see what somb can do"

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    I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure SOMB delivers mostly when its NOT asked for.
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    That's how it works in general. Being asked to do something is far less gratifying than doing something of your own initiative, e.g. masturbation.

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    Its funny when people get angry about it.

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    am I the only one thinking Jordy Smith?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeezin' View Post
    That's how it works in general. Being asked to do something is far less gratifying than doing something of your own initiative, e.g. masturbation.
    I don't think you could be more wrong. I for one love when someone asks me to crank one out, especially whey they are humanoid.
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    Tis the duplicitous ways of my humor. I agree except for the humanoid distinction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayHI View Post
    am I the only one thinking Jordy Smith?
    lolwut? Jordy isn't a guid

    and Tito would never say something like that!

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    This thread delivers.
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    you are welcome
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    ahahahaha nice
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    dat abacus

 

 

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