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  1. 04-10-2011, 08:44 AM #1
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    Arrow There is nothing worse than...

    Pouring a bowl of cereal only to realize you don't have any milk.
    in b4 reading this thread
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    This working out thing isn't working out.
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  2. 04-10-2011, 08:46 AM #2
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    Finding out you dont have toilet paper after you dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.
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    Taking a shower and realizing my towel is in the washing machine.
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    a DUFF ( Dumb Ugly Fat Friend)
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    Also, road rash becoming infused with your sheets overnight and then having to pull the sheets/scabs off in the morning.



    Its designated ugly fat friend btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAXitives288 View Post
    Also, road rash becoming infused with your sheets overnight and then having to pull the sheets/scabs off in the morning.
    hahaha i know and loathe the feeling.
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  7. 04-10-2011, 08:51 AM #7
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    Going to smoke but the lighter is missing
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    Watching your hours of work dwindle away rapidly on an electronic screen while pumping gas.
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    Looking for something for hours then find it in your hand...
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    friend zone, been there once it was terrible.
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    Swimming and then realizing you have to shit, bad.
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    and getting in the shower, then realizing you have to shit. quickly followed by the awkward feeling of getting on the toilet wet.
    inb4 use a towel, go big or go home
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    How you can never get your balls completely dry when you get out of the shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAXitives288 View Post
    How you can never get your balls completely dry when you get out of the shower.
    holy accurateness
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAXitives288 View Post
    How you can never get your balls completely dry when you get out of the shower.
    gooch floss breh
    Last edited by carbonisyourfriend; 04-10-2011 at 06:40 PM.
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    Your roommate catching you watching iCarly. Then trying to masterbate with you
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    The imminent few drips after a piss that always leaks into your boxers/shorts no matter how hard/long you shake afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammy View Post
    The imminent few drips after a piss that always leaks into your boxers/shorts no matter how hard/long you shake afterwards.
    "Dude, Applesauce, aren't you like a cop or something?" -TBABY
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    when you have to take a shit during a midterm/final and your stomach starts making noises in an dead silent lecture hall
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    when people with bad voices sing over every fracking song
    its just like dude you dont sound like mick jagger shut the shit up
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    reposts

    http://skimonline.net/forum/showthread.php?t=43466
    Where all the white women at?
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  22. 04-10-2011, 01:09 PM #22
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    Posting a WTT: Xterra for Miata ad and the only people that email you are either: A) Spam or B) Asking how much you want for it cash...
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    Miata? Thats certainly not gay
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    Couldn't give a shit. They're the most raced car in the world, cheap/easy to maintain and will get me into autox. Xterra accomplishes none of that except being fairly cheap to maintain since it never breaks down, but the MPG's are total shit.
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    I'm actually looking for a Miata at auction. Mazdas run like raped apes. I currently run a '92 Mx6 that wont die. Cabo, arent you a taller guy? Might be hard to fit into some of the older models
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    5'9" and normal frame (170lbs), I'm pretty much sized for a Miata haha.
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    Let get back on track(car pun lols) here.
    Buying clothes that fit perfectly only to wash them and have them shrink to size smaller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboWabo View Post
    5'9" and normal frame (170lbs), I'm pretty much sized for a Miata haha.
    Oh shit samesies haha. For some reason I thought you were in the 6'3-6'5 range
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    5'10" and 130-135 pounds. twig status right hurr
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUM_RUNNER View Post
    Oh shit samesies haha. For some reason I thought you were in the 6'3-6'5 range
    Nah, that would be the rest of the dudes in my family. I however got stuck with my moms genes who didn't even crack 5'0". All is well though b/c I'm the thinnest, so I win...I guess.
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    6'2 and 168. relative twig status
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    have your dog dig out her pen and get into your chicken pen and eat all your chickens
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    I had to read that 3 times to even begin to understand wtf you were talking about.
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    Fapping and climaxing as the camera pans to the guy's face/chest. Rage.
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    going on somb and finding a repost thread of my thread.....
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