need stuff done in atlanta?

[Luff]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/crs/2202170274.html

*Prices and tasks are subject to negotiation. I will not murder or steal or perform a legendary murdersteal. No rapes, and the sex has to be unrelated to the payment, like "Oh, after you're done cutting those trees down, do you want some lemonade?" but the lemonade means sex, mostly.

[Luff]

idontgoonredditfml

[Marco]

https://www.facebook.com/travis.broyles?ref=ts

figures he's a hipster

[sealice aka lone ranger]

i live in atlanta!