o hai

[CaboWabo]

Yeah, I thought this thread was going places...false alarm every one.


EDIT: ...aaannnndd Derik to the save.

[3rd Coast Skimmer]

The community college education shows in your writing.

hahaha...

[Ammy]

It's the first one, do you not have Chris on facebook? (well, not now at least )

[Carlitos]

i dont understand the point of the story
congrats on sex even tho you lowered your standards chuck

[lil chuck]

Chuck has felt bullied for my continued harassment over somb for the past year or so about his tattoo. He gets pissed, threatens me with this wall of text that tries to make girl look stupid. I say lol and continue to make fun of not only his tattoo, but his stupid attempt at blackmailing. This thread is a result.

I have never even met chuck, we don't share any similar friends, and I could live in Utah for all purposes of this situation, which makes it so much more humorous to me.

i havnt read past this post yet but should i take a picture of the text bianca texted me saying "chris says he surrenders". Cause i lold pretty hard at it.

[Luff]

ive got a cool story for you bros. Me and my friend were on our way to Sebastian inlet to surf/skim and meet up with these "hot" girls that he told me about. We get there and neither of them were hot imo, so we sit there for a little bit talking and what not and the surf is going off so i go to surf since im not interested in either of them and my friend wants to stay and talk to the one he is interested in (which wasnt bianca obviously..) as i go to paddle out she is following me with my friends surfboard telling me to teach her how to surf. Many things wrong with that, 1. it was like 6-7 feet. 2. i dont want to deal with that shit when the waves are fire. 3. it's fire inlet...it was crowded. So she ends up getting worked multiple times and lols were had by me. After the beach she invites me and my friend to her parents house to go swimming in her pool and to go on these stupid paddle bike things to a disgusting island. My friend and the girl he was interested in couldnt figure out how to work there boat/bike thing so we went to the island and stayed on it for about 30 seconds cause it smelled horrible and there was nothing to do As we are paddling back she tells me she wanted to make out on the island or that she is upset i didnt make a move on her so we make out on the boat for a little and paddle back to my friends and switch boats because they couldnt work theres but could work ours... Then she invites us to come to orlando and stay with her in her dorm and go to some clubs. Could there be a more obvious sign of an easy lay? So we all go to orlando and tried to get into a strip club but you had to be 21 to get in, so we went to some club with her, my friend, and this older couple that was like in their 40's and by the end of the night we ended up being flashed by the older lady...We go back to her dorm, my friend goes in the living room and we go in her bed room...btw she said she like my back tattoo but she probly on said that cause she wanted my D. And in love with her forever??? i knew her for literally one day and ended up fracking her...and community college loser. LOL, i could have gone to ucf right out of high school but choose to go to bcc because it's closer to the beach and i will save money and take my harder classes that would make you cry at a community college so im not in a 100 plus person calculus class where the teacher doesnt answer any questions. Twice as hot?? Did she magically grow tits at the age of 22?


edit: just looked at her fb pics and she looks exactly the same


i cant wait to see the responses after im done with my community college loser classes.

[lil chuck]

she ignored all his calls after that day...

LOLOL i didnt call her after or maybe she lied to you about that like she lied to you about us hooking up.

[megadeth]

i havnt read past this post yet but should i take a picture of the text bianca texted me saying "chris says he surrenders". Cause i lold pretty hard at it.

I said I surrender with hope of you taking this thread down so I wouldn't have to come back to somb every 5 minutes. Trust me, I'm not the one who looks like an idiot here...

[sealice aka lone ranger]

[lil chuck]

you checked this thread every 5 minutes...that makes you look like an idiot.





















just like my tattoo makes me look like an idiot

[ankskim]

you should text her a call

[tommygallagher]

You should call her a text, bitches love that yo.

[skimiks]

you should frack her again

[hondarider525]

you should call her a slut, bitches love that text.

[skimiks]

you should frack her again

[DjMattyD]

you checked this thread every 5 minutes...that makes you look like an idiot.





















just like my tattoo makes me look like an idiot

Fellas, fellas, calm down.


Rest assured I speak for SOMB when I say that you both look like idiots.

[Dzan]

I cannot believe I read this whole thing. I was waiting for the awesome part to happen and it never did. This miscarriage was a trickle rather than a geyser.

[ZapBulletRider]

TL;DR;
just checking in to say I saw this chick in TCK and I WOULD HIT THAT

Girl if you're prowling on this thread keep workin it because I'm pickin up what you're puttin down

[Mapdash]

^pot stirrer

[ZapBulletRider]

yeah and I've got one hell of a ladle

[Colon]

I think a Chuck/Mega/Bianca threesome is in order. With plenty of ball touching.

[WSMassiv]

maybe mega will let chuck bone her while he sits in the corner wanking and snapping photos for somb, a la OICDN

[RexSkimmer]

see? now we're thinking...

[sealice aka lone ranger]

avatar+post=win

[CaboWabo]

Read it the first time in my normal read to self voice and simply agreed.. Re-read in Archers voice, holy frack, so win!

OICDN idea is on point. Get a GoPro and make this happen.

[ZapBulletRider]

get a GoMo instead

[SkimNate]

GoMo Arigato

[WSMassiv]

I would most def smash, but I'd prob pull a chuck and hit it and run

[ZapBulletRider]

I'd hit it and run... the tip of my dick up her ass crack

[Ammy]

This thread had potential, and now it doesn't. Successful efforts by Mega to calm the excitement.