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    Quote Originally Posted by megadeth View Post
    she ignored all his calls after that day...
    awhh... that means all his joker tattoos made a frowny face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeezin' View Post
    If that story is at all true, it sounds like a good time. Bianca either wanted Chuck or took a grenade for her friend.
    Also...please explain "took a grenade for her friend". If you mention Bruno Mars, I'm negging you as much as I can.
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Skeet" View Post
    awhh... that means all his joker tattoos made a frowny face
    That's part of the game....



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    if someone doesn't post a pic of this alleged hoe, then this entire thread is for naught

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    Quote Originally Posted by WSMassiv View Post
    so far in this thread, all I see is a massive failure to follow rule#1. and you call yourselves sombers
    i already had the #1, i was just decent enough not to post her pic since she's currently Chris(megadeth's) gf.
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WSMassiv View Post
    if someone doesn't post a pic of this alleged hoe, then this entire thread is for naught
    This.


    Also, I'm serious about gathering a slut entourage. Tell her to spread the word to her friends, butterfaces are acceptable, they can just wear masks or some shit.
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    RIch, I respect that, I really do, but when he made this thread he was asking for it. Post the picture for great justice. Post it for Holland. Post if for America. Post it for SOMB.

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    He did, but I didn't...

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    whenever chuck posts something just reply with the picture of his tattoo.
    I would aspire to be me if I wasn't already

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    Is she ugly? show her off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnipGnop View Post
    Also...please explain "took a grenade for her friend". If you mention Bruno Mars, I'm negging you as much as I can.
    The term grenade as in jersey shore gay lingo.
    FC..
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    I can vouch that she is definitely not ugly.

    i can also vouch to say that it's his right to protect his gf from a bunch of horny 14y/o's that can even wank it to a pokemon poster or the slightest remark of female forms.
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    edit:

    nm. props rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnipGnop View Post
    Also...please explain "took a grenade for her friend". If you mention Bruno Mars, I'm negging you as much as I can.
    The grenade is the ugly friend you frack so your friend can get some from the other girl. It's like in Nam where dudes would jump on a live grenade to save their platoon. It's the ultimate sacrifice and despite what someone else said in this thread that term is older than the fracking moon it's not from Jersey Shore.
    (´・ω・`)

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    Hahah I knew it was that also.. I just wanted to be sure....
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    gnip, your avatar makes every post i read sound awkward as frack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    I can vouch that she is definitely not ugly.

    i can also vouch to say that it's his right to protect his gf from a bunch of horny 14y/o's that can even wank it to a pokemon poster or the slightest remark of female forms.
    Good call, posting girls photos here ends up badly for erryone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevreau View Post
    Good call, posting girls photos here ends up badly for erryone.
    Nah, just you really. Everyone else thought it was pretty funny.
    (´・ω・`)

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    yeah I would have to argue exactly the opposite of what chev said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevreau View Post
    Good call, posting girls photos here ends up badly for erryone.
    Are you shitting me? You don't wanna see what it's like to NOT be on the receiving end of the hell fire that results from it?
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    This thread has fail on so many levels this is ridiculous. Almost time to break out the old fail label jpg.


    then I read this
    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    I can vouch that she is definitely not ugly.

    i can also vouch to say that it's his right to protect his gf from a bunch of horny 14y/o's that can even wank it to a pokemon poster or the slightest remark of female forms.
    Richard I think you may be on probation coming up.....just sayin.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Made you look

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    the fail makes this thread the best one of 2011 so far

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    [quote="skeet";1069553]gnip, your avatar makes every post i read sound awkward as frack[/quote]


    [color="darkorange"]15 minutes you got snuggler you got action[/color]
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    wtf even my tags are failing now.

    see what you've done rich!
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    I think that the girl is a 6.5 out of 10. Mayyyybe a 7. My reasoning is as follows....

    Chuck says the girl is ugly, and he hooked up with her because she wanted his D. When you are in high school there are tons of hot girls and options to choose from. Now I realize his hideous tattoo would limit him somewhat, but his "surfer" image would keep him in demand. Thusly, he would not hook up with a truly ugly girl; although he may hook up with an average or above average girl. Also, if she was a dog, why not post a picture to make Mega look like a fool for dating her?

    Mega not posting a pic makes sense since she is his girlfriend. If she was smoking hot I think he wouldn't be able to resist putting up a picture and ending the discussion right there.

    Therefore-neither wants to put up a picture because they fear that the somb nation would be split on whether she is hot or not, and eventually ZBR or someone with a big e-peen would cast their vote and everyone would follow. Problem is; which way will they lean?

    THE END
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skimmer23 View Post
    When you are in high school there are tons of hot girls and options to choose from.
    I hope you get to go to college someday.


    And I have a little more faith in somb than to think they would follow the vote of one person with a big "e-peen"

    In the end, this chick hooped up with both chuck and megadeth, so I'll let you guys picture how hot she can possibly be. Here's a hint: think below 6/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnipGnop View Post
    wtf even my tags are failing now.

    see what you've done rich!
    Failing just like Tim and Eric.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WSMassiv View Post
    I hope you get to go to college someday.
    I already graduated from college. I guess what I meant is that when you are in high school you think all girls are hot.
    It's not a lie...if you believe it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjMattyD View Post
    Failing just like Tim and Eric.
    Excuse me, but they decided on their own not to do a 6th season. Which counts for something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GnipGnop View Post
    Excuse me, but they decided on their own not to do a 6th season. Which counts for something.
    You mean their license on the bad vcr filter in final cut expired?
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derik Kent View Post
    Bianca Beach, Bianca Maynard, or Bianca Ionescu?

    I've got all their face books pulled up right now.
    Make a Poll and post all of them. I bet SOMB can sniff out the winnar!
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    That's not a filter, that's the editing talent of this guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboWabo View Post
    Are you shitting me? You don't wanna see what it's like to NOT be on the receiving end of the hell fire that results from it?
    I do, want to be a part of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevreau View Post
    I do, want to be a part of this.
    This thread is getting boring. Post your mom's cell phone number or I'll give you a wedgie.
    (´・ω・`)

 

 

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