o hai

[lil chuck]

ive got a cool story for you bros. Me and my friend were on our way to Sebastian inlet to surf/skim and meet up with these "hot" girls that he told me about. We get there and neither of them were hot imo, so we sit there for a little bit talking and what not and the surf is going off so i go to surf since im not interested in either of them and my friend wants to stay and talk to the one he is interested in (which wasnt bianca obviously..) as i go to paddle out she is following me with my friends surfboard telling me to teach her how to surf. Many things wrong with that, 1. it was like 6-7 feet. 2. i dont want to deal with that shit when the waves are fire. 3. it's fire inlet...it was crowded. So she ends up getting worked multiple times and lols were had by me. After the beach she invites me and my friend to her parents house to go swimming in her pool and to go on these stupid paddle bike things to a disgusting island. My friend and the girl he was interested in couldnt figure out how to work there boat/bike thing so we went to the island and stayed on it for about 30 seconds cause it smelled horrible and there was nothing to do As we are paddling back she tells me she wanted to make out on the island or that she is upset i didnt make a move on her so we make out on the boat for a little and paddle back to my friends and switch boats because they couldnt work theres but could work ours... Then she invites us to come to orlando and stay with her in her dorm and go to some clubs. Could there be a more obvious sign of an easy lay? So we all go to orlando and tried to get into a strip club but you had to be 21 to get in, so we went to some club with her, my friend, and this older couple that was like in their 40's and by the end of the night we ended up being flashed by the older lady...We go back to her dorm, my friend goes in the living room and we go in her bed room...btw she said she like my back tattoo but she probly on said that cause she wanted my D. And in love with her forever??? i knew her for literally one day and ended up fracking her...and community college loser. LOL, i could have gone to ucf right out of high school but choose to go to bcc because it's closer to the beach and i will save money and take my harder classes that would make you cry at a community college so im not in a 100 plus person calculus class where the teacher doesnt answer any questions. Twice as hot?? Did she magically grow tits at the age of 22?


edit: just looked at her fb pics and she looks exactly the same


i cant wait to see the responses after im done with my community college loser classes.

[Steve E]

sweet bro

[$ilky $kim]

What the frack?

[megadeth]

Can't wait to see the responses?

Chuck, let's think about this logically. You are furious because someone makes fun of your tattoo on the INTERNET. lol. First, I am obviously not the only one who makes fun of it. Secondly, you take the time to write that whole wall of text trashing another person strictly because her friend made fun of your tattoo over the internet.

This is the internet. Grow up. You clearly have insecurities about your tattoo and having a faceless entity via essentially an anonymous medium** drive you to the point of such frustration really makes both of us lol. Big bad megadeth won't stop making fun of you, so what do you do? You text her threatening her with said wall of text. You said, "If Chris doesn't stop making fun of my tattoo, I'm gunna post," etc. Ok. You posted. Guess what?



But really. We're both lol'ing at your post because quite frankly, it doesn't make any difference in the world. Your story lacks any solid data to hurt her reputation. She hooked up with you? ok? It was a failed execution of the only "dirt" you had on me. So guess what? I'm still going to make fun of your ugly white trash ink. And so will the rest of the world.

And I don't need to know every 5 seconds that Chris doesn't like my tattoo or me. Cool he doesn't like it I don't give a shit I didn't get it for him and you guys probly have talked more shit aboput me that I don't know of. Do maybe you should watch what u say about other people cause I would of never felt the need to say that shit if Chris knew how to keep his mouth shut. And that's probly like the 20th time he has brought it up

[$ilky $kim]

Oh I see what's going on. This should be interesting...

[zeus]

pass me some silky

[xenjoiii]

You need to learn how to write.

[zeus]

Haha yea right ant. Chuck is in a writing class at his cc that would kick your ass.

[Skeezin']

I can't quit Somb.

Megadeth, medium not median; I thought you were using the words 'drive' and 'median' to make a metaphor lol.

@Chuck

What are you majoring in? Make sure you leave some difficult courses
for your post-cc school.

[motosurf]

rougly 50 percent of that made sense.

i've seen those water tricycles before. really no fun? kinda seems like you could have some epic ben hur-style battles on them

[megadeth]

haha I just woke up and no coffee. fixed.

[fireball]

pics

[hondarider525]

I think its funny that he fracked your girl.

[Chrith]

pretty sure that was all a palindrome

[Skeezin']

If that story is at all true, it sounds like a good time. Bianca either wanted Chuck or took a grenade for her friend.

[$ilky $kim]

Maybe she is psychic and fracked Chuck knowing it would lead to our future amusement.

[hondarider525]

Wait was megadeath with that girl when this happened because that would be win.

[megadeth]

nope. It happened 3 years ago.

[hondarider525]

damn

[CaboWabo]

The community college education shows in your writing.

I'm just going to go ahead and have a seat in the TCK section, pass the popcorn brahs.

[skimiks]

i think you guys should allow one person to enter per year.

[CaboWabo]

i think you guys should allow one person to enter per year.

The important thing here is that we don't agree.

[Ryan Jones]

This is good

[sealice aka lone ranger]

high school called, it wants its angst back.

[WSMassiv]

watching from the bench on this one, my only request is pics of this bianca hoe

[TBABY]

this is chill

[Mapdash]

Can somebody give us a reference here? Am I missing another thread or something? Did chuck purposely write that like he is a retard?

[ZapBulletRider]

rougly 50 percent of that made sense.

i've seen those water tricycles before. really no fun? kinda seems like you could have some epic ben hur-style battles on them

more like Hurr-durr battles. Those things are fracking retarded.

[ZapBulletRider]

i think you guys should allow one person to enter per year.

If only your mom would adopt that policy

["Skeet"]

Jesus, chuck use some indentions and paragraphs
that's the most unappealing chunk of words I've ever seen

[ZapBulletRider]

You've obviously never seen your mom in this shirt:

[Walruz996]

Can somebody give us a reference here? Am I missing another thread or something? Did chuck purposely write that like he is a retard?

Starts in here: http://skimonline.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42483

[megadeth]

Can somebody give us a reference here? Am I missing another thread or something? Did chuck purposely write that like he is a retard?

Chuck has felt bullied for my continued harassment over somb for the past year or so about his tattoo. He gets pissed, threatens me with this wall of text that tries to make girl look stupid. I say lol and continue to make fun of not only his tattoo, but his stupid attempt at blackmailing. This thread is a result.

I have never even met chuck, we don't share any similar friends, and I could live in Utah for all purposes of this situation, which makes it so much more humorous to me.

["Skeet"]

Chuck has felt bullied for my continued harassment over somb for the past year or so about his tattoo. He gets pissed, threatens me with this wall of text that tries to make girl look stupid. I say lol and continue to make fun of not only his tattoo, but his stupid attempt at blackmailing. This thread is a result.

I have never even met chuck, we don't share any similar friends, and I could live in Utah for all purposes of this situation, which makes it so much more humorous to me.

So chuck is basically the retarded kid in elementary school who laughs at his own jokes?

[ZapBulletRider]

oh shit he got that one w/ the cards or some shit, right? I remember when he posted that shit. Super douchy.