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    Default its a bird, its a plane, its Pheonix Jones...

    Dude actually dresses up as super hereo and has 8 others on his "team" that do the same and fight crime. His costume comes equipped with bulletproof vest, stab plates and weapons such as tazers and mace...

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/this...-fights-crime/
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    this is so awesome hahah

    the guys costume is fracking legit as hell ahhaa

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    my favorite is that the headline of the article starts with "This Exists"

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    I love the part when the guy being interviewed goes, "and my friends were like, 'no way dude... no way, you were probably drunk'" hahahah

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    what blows my mind is that this is just starting to happen now.
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    1 shot to the head and this guy is finished...gayyyyyy
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    no, he is a real superhero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy View Post
    1 shot to the head and this guy is finished...gayyyyyy
    Welcome to half the superheroes in the comic universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy View Post
    1 shot to the head and this guy is finished...gayyyyyy
    As opposed to fictional super heroes who can survive gunshot wounds to the head, right?

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    At least the fictional ones have real super powers
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    uh.. Batman?

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    batman doesnt have powers bro


    learn to superhero


    edit: damn zbr you beat me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy View Post
    At least the fictional ones have real super powers
    I think you're missing the point here.

    Quote Originally Posted by mcwhitt View Post
    batman doesnt have powers bro


    learn to superhero


    edit: damn zbr you beat me
    I left my first reply about any super heroes ability to survive a head shot for 5 minutes and ZBR beat me to it. He's just so quick.

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    I don't consider batman a superhero. To me that implies you have superhuman powers. Being super rich and over-compensating for your violent fear of bats does not make you super

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    That makes him more of a superhero. I mean, he's such a bad ass mother fracker that he can hang with the other superheros and he's just a normal human.
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    But he has NO superpowers. Yeah he can hang with the big guys, but in a pure 1 on 1 fighting scenario, batman is nothing without his $$$. He can't do shit without bat car, batarang, bat grenades, what have you. Sure he's a great fist-fighter, but that's not gonna help when you get capped in the dome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derik Kent View Post
    Batmans "powers" come in the forms of his superior intelligence, strength, endurance, and keen inhuman senses
    and he used that to make the batmobile, batarangs and stuff. i think...?
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    And batman is a fricken ninja...In my book, that qualifies as a super power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek Makekau View Post
    what blows my mind is that this is just starting to happen now.
    my thoughts exactly

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    this is amazingly gay
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    i see what you did there
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    Quote Originally Posted by WSMassiv View Post
    But he has NO superpowers. Yeah he can hang with the big guys, but in a pure 1 on 1 fighting scenario, batman is nothing without his $$$. He can't do shit without bat car, batarang, bat grenades, what have you. Sure he's a great fist-fighter, but that's not gonna help when you get capped in the dome.
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    hah I see what they did there

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    apparently a horse was superman's "achilles heel"
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