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    One SOMBer's story as told by himself (edited by Ryan Jones)



    Background:
    I was banned from a basketball game tonight because they thought I was going to cause a 'ruckas'.
    So today I wore all white to school to bring back a cheer squad called the White Tee Death Squad that got banned 2 years back because it was considered racist (I go to a primarily white school which plays primarily black schools).

    Story:
    Tonight I walk into the school and go to the concession stand. I saw the assistant principal Mrs. Harrison and said "hey". She told me to leave, so I did. As I'm walking out to my car I got the jakes running after me, essiks (county sheriffs) at a brisk walk. They ask if I'm Shawn and I'm like "yeah?" They told me to come with them.

    When I got to essiks office they "laid down the law".
    Essiks were like "you know you're not supposed to be here" and I said "no?" They talked to me for a while saying how my outfit was inappropriate and then called my mom and acted like I tried to disguise myself at the game by wearing a snowboarding jacket, a hat, and a mullet wig....

    I'm getting arrested whenever the school resource officer gets a warrant for my arrest and ISS or OSS in the morning.

    tl;dr
    S:KENS got banned from a game. Went anyway. Got nabbed by the po-dog. Gorilla glued his pooper as he preps for county jail.
    Last edited by Ryan Jones; 12-07-2010 at 10:16 PM.
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    There's an easy solution here.


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    jajaja + 1 ^

    Edit: but yeah that sucks man school cops are the worst, the take being a jackass cop to a whole new level
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    See, you kids from primarily white schools dont know the cardinal rule of p0-lice, if dey comin fo u, RUN SON*

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    you're an idiot.

    but when you're 18 your record will be wiped clean. unless youre already 18, then you have that charge for life!
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    high school arent always fair, but if you go against what they tell you to do, youre gonna get in trouble.

    gotta listen to those in authority. pick your battles dawg. this one seemed hardly worth getting arrested over.
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    I'm confused as to what you actually did wrong here though....you wore all white to a basketball game...and? Who says you were wearing it with intent of misconduct
    They asked you to leave...and you complied. Soo under what grounds do they have for any school suspensions and or arrest?
    Sounds like this is just a load of horse shit and them trying to scare you straight or some retarded shit

    "hello sir, you are under arrest for wearing white clothing"
    Hardly

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    Quote Originally Posted by LI HxC View Post
    I'm confused as to what you actually did wrong here though....you wore all white to a basketball game...and? Who says you were wearing it with intent of misconduct
    They asked you to leave...and you complied. Soo under what grounds do they have for any school suspensions and or arrest?
    Sounds like this is just a load of horse shit and them trying to scare you straight or some retarded shit

    "hello sir, you are under arrest for wearing white clothing"
    Hardly
    Trespass. He was told not to be on grounds during the game.

    Luff's right. Kenny was a dope, A. for showing up B. for making his presence known to the assistant principal.

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    Ohhhhhhhhhh, my bad, i mis-read and didnt realize he had been banned from going before the game haha.
    It'll be like the episode of doug funny where he thinks he burned down the school and goes on the run.

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    Sorry Shawn, but i am LMAO at this thread and this story, it's so random and stupid...

    good luck with all the shit that's going on... if you need me to call in wikileaks on this i will!

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    you're twelve they cant arrest you. And think of all the poon.

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    Its a scare tactic. The police don't need a warrant to arrest you. If they were going to arrest you, they would have done so right then and there. Don't go loosing any sleep over it...
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    show up naked to the next game and say you will forever, by the grace of god, be part of the white tee death squad.

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    your affiliation with the white t death squad should make you some friends in prison


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    Shawn really didn't have to go and do that to make my charge look less dumb. Thanks buddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassanova View Post
    your affiliation with the white t death squad should make you some friends in prison

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    Quote Originally Posted by megadeth View Post
    show up naked to the next game and say you will forever, by the grace of god, be part of the white tee death squad.
    so awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Jones View Post
    One SOMBer's story as told by himself (edited by Ryan Jones)



    Background:
    I was banned from a basketball game tonight because they thought I was going to cause a 'ruckas'.
    So today I wore all white to school to bring back a cheer squad called the White Tee Death Squad that got banned 2 years back because it was considered racist (I go to a primarily white school which plays primarily black schools).

    Story:
    Tonight I walk into the school and go to the concession stand. I saw the assistant principal Mrs. Harrison and said "hey". She told me to leave, so I did. As I'm walking out to my car I got the jakes running after me, essiks (county sheriffs) at a brisk walk. They ask if I'm Shawn and I'm like "yeah?" They told me to come with them.

    When I got to essiks office they "laid down the law".
    Essiks were like "you know you're not supposed to be here" and I said "no?" They talked to me for a while saying how my outfit was inappropriate and then called my mom and acted like I tried to disguise myself at the game by wearing a snowboarding jacket, a hat, and a mullet wig....

    I'm getting arrested whenever the school resource officer gets a warrant for my arrest and ISS or OSS in the morning.

    tl;dr
    S:KENS got banned from a game. Went anyway. Got nabbed by the po-dog. Gorilla glued his pooper as he preps for county jail.
    Well the white T shirt death squad started when all the kids from our town were to a black school in Manteo, and more than half basketball team was black and the whole school wore white t shirts to support the team. That is fracking ridiculous that they are trying to claim that it's racist.
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    frack school officials. there fracking douchebags and the fact that they arrest you over this is retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek Makekau View Post
    hiiiigh schoool is such a serious thaaaaang
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    i doubt they are guna arest you...sophmore year i was "arrested" for graffiti. the cops came to my school, searched the classroom i was in and found a math sheet i had done with a tag on the back...this tag was my tag and i had been putting it up around the cape for a month or so....they told me the exzact same thing they told you about the warrent thing, it ended up that they called my house a week later and i had to go to the police station with my parents...i doubt there guna put you in handcuffs at school...as a matter a fact i dont think they can unless your over 18...

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    Quote Originally Posted by noahb View Post
    i doubt they are guna arest you...sophmore year i was "arrested" for graffiti. the cops came to my school, searched the classroom i was in and found a math sheet i had done with a tag on the back...this tag was my tag and i had been putting it up around the cape for a month or so....they told me the exzact same thing they told you about the warrent thing, it ended up that they called my house a week later and i had to go to the police station with my parents...i doubt there guna put you in handcuffs at school...as a matter a fact i dont think they can unless your over 18...

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    "Shawn Kenny is now friends with Zach Miller and 9 other people."

    Now I see why you did it...

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