FREE S:KENNY

[Ryan Jones]

One SOMBer's story as told by himself (edited by Ryan Jones)



Background:
I was banned from a basketball game tonight because they thought I was going to cause a 'ruckas'.
So today I wore all white to school to bring back a cheer squad called the White Tee Death Squad that got banned 2 years back because it was considered racist (I go to a primarily white school which plays primarily black schools).

Story:
Tonight I walk into the school and go to the concession stand. I saw the assistant principal Mrs. Harrison and said "hey". She told me to leave, so I did. As I'm walking out to my car I got the jakes running after me, essiks (county sheriffs) at a brisk walk. They ask if I'm Shawn and I'm like "yeah?" They told me to come with them.

When I got to essiks office they "laid down the law".
Essiks were like "you know you're not supposed to be here" and I said "no?" They talked to me for a while saying how my outfit was inappropriate and then called my mom and acted like I tried to disguise myself at the game by wearing a snowboarding jacket, a hat, and a mullet wig....

I'm getting arrested whenever the school resource officer gets a warrant for my arrest and ISS or OSS in the morning.

tl;dr
S:KENS got banned from a game. Went anyway. Got nabbed by the po-dog. Gorilla glued his pooper as he preps for county jail.