I was at Eckards today, just minding my own business picking up some contact solution and I pretty much totaly owned some random bitch. I was standing at the cash register checking out and then some nasty hag walks up right behind me and put two bottle of shampoo and some generic douche right next to my stuff. The counter is tiny, my contact stuff barely fit....I was like wtf.... as this happens she is talking very loudly on one of those blue tooth things yapping away, I was like hey-zeus....anyways some other lady was talking to her kid right behind the nasty hag, not loud at all, when all of a sudden the nasty one starts shouting on her phone, WHAT, YOU CANT HEAR ME?.........OH YEA SOME LAAAAAAADY KEEPS TALKING BEHIND ME. YEA I CANT HEAR YOU EITHER, SHES TOO LOUD. YEA HAHA PEOPLE THESE DAYS....
the nice lady looked completly embarassed, so i knew i had to say something.
so infront of the clerk, and the four people in line behind me i picked up the douche and said.
"I think you may need to get another one of these."
everyone starting dying of laughter, the lady just turned off her phone and left.