So I owned a lady today.

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 10-10-2006, 05:31 PM

I was at Eckards today, just minding my own business picking up some contact solution and I pretty much totaly owned some random bitch. I was standing at the cash register checking out and then some nasty hag walks up right behind me and put two bottle of shampoo and some generic douche right next to my stuff. The counter is tiny, my contact stuff barely fit....I was like wtf.... as this happens she is talking very loudly on one of those blue tooth things yapping away, I was like hey-zeus....anyways some other lady was talking to her kid right behind the nasty hag, not loud at all, when all of a sudden the nasty one starts shouting on her phone, WHAT, YOU CANT HEAR ME?.........OH YEA SOME LAAAAAAADY KEEPS TALKING BEHIND ME. YEA I CANT HEAR YOU EITHER, SHES TOO LOUD. YEA HAHA PEOPLE THESE DAYS....
the nice lady looked completly embarassed, so i knew i had to say something.

so infront of the clerk, and the four people in line behind me i picked up the douche and said.

"I think you may need to get another one of these."

everyone starting dying of laughter, the lady just turned off her phone and left.

owned.

**ZapBulletRider** · 10-10-2006, 05:32 PM

haha that's great

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 10-10-2006, 05:34 PM

i was pleased with my good timing, and glad she didnt slap me.

**Walruz996** · 10-10-2006, 05:34 PM

hahahahaha, classic...

**Derek Makekau** · 10-10-2006, 05:45 PM

that's fantastic. rep.

**Chrith** · 10-10-2006, 05:58 PM

ahahahah

**Mapdash** · 10-10-2006, 06:03 PM

nice work.

**Mapdash** · 10-10-2006, 06:04 PM

ilikadacaca:

avatar es muy bueno.

**Ryan Vaughan** · 10-10-2006, 07:36 PM

hilarious...i'm pretty sure i wouldn't have the balls to say that

**samcollett** · 10-10-2006, 07:38 PM

i'm pretty sure it's a native thing. i love you michael.

**didj prophet** · 10-10-2006, 07:40 PM

spectacular, i'd like to nominate you for a nobel prize for best quip, but i don't think they have one for that, if they did you'd totally win it though

**flskimboarder** · 10-10-2006, 07:45 PM

haha sick.

**steve-o** · 10-10-2006, 07:59 PM

+1. i wanted to say something like that several times at work tonight.

**Walruz996** · 10-10-2006, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by steve-o

+1. i wanted to say something like that several times at work tonight.

In your position, I wouldn't risk it.

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 10-10-2006, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Ryan Vaughan

hilarious...i'm pretty sure i wouldn't have the balls to say that

im very easy going, but once someone goes over the line (like that biznach) i will pretty much say anything. its more of a curse than anything haha. i dont know if any of you remember the time i cussed out my high school principal. good times.

**Scrub** · 10-10-2006, 08:55 PM

o god. i'm very proud of you that's awesome. wow. you rule.

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 10-10-2006, 08:57 PM

i like all the praise, i feel important. all because i picked up a douche. yay.

**slottyskimmerIZ** · 10-10-2006, 09:03 PM

I just think it's creepy you touched her douche...

jp, sickly, you could have done better though... haha

**lunarone** · 10-10-2006, 09:14 PM

yeah, that's pretty much fkn ownage. nice.

**burkov** · 10-10-2006, 10:40 PM

tee.

**noah lane** · 10-11-2006, 12:23 AM

what did the lady do?

**Derek Makekau** · 10-11-2006, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by sea lice aka lone ranger

the lady just turned off her phone and left.

oh, noah. you and your illiteracy.

**Colon** · 10-11-2006, 06:58 AM

Nice - you should have used her douche as your contact solution right there in front of her then told her she needed another one.

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 10-11-2006, 06:58 AM

it was a vinigar one, im pretty sure it would have burned my eyeball.

**Derek Makekau** · 10-11-2006, 07:01 AM

still worth it.

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 04-13-2009, 04:38 PM

ehhrrmmm

**Ammy** · 04-13-2009, 04:40 PM

holy shiiii.

**GnipGnop** · 04-13-2009, 04:43 PM

why do you keep bumping old threads of yours?

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 04-13-2009, 04:44 PM

just two. i was reading some old ones and felt some nostalgia

DT · 04-13-2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by sealice aka lone ranger

just two. i was reading some old ones and felt some nostalgia

You're confusing the hell out of the old people on here. Old _person_.

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 04-13-2009, 04:49 PM

i had to abuse the fact that all the old threads are unlocked.

DT · 04-13-2009, 04:50 PM

I kind of like it. Random old thread bumps. Hmm....

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 04-13-2009, 04:52 PM

brings back some old lulz.... i was actually trying to see if it would catch on and some of the other guys would bump some old funnies.

**Ryan Jones** · 04-13-2009, 05:01 PM

Some dirtbag kid from my high school was standing around in 7-11. I filled up my slurpee cup and looked back to see him put his head under the slurpee machine and drink from it. I wanted to yell at him, but I didn't. I'm ashamed I didn't and your thread makes me feel inferior. I'm jealous.