You guys wanna buy some timeshares? $pam!!

[nukka-cp]

Hey there, do you want to live the luxurious life?


WAKE UP! This is your opportunity to own a slim slice of heaven for a cheap annual/monthly cost!

Can you picture yourself IN!:

• Hemet! With an extremely social work force of tired truckers.
• Lake Elsinore! Enjoy lazy views and elegant company.
• Bakersfield! Tasty.
• Greenboe! Alabama, catch up on your Amercian History here.
• Detroit! Rock city, enjoy organic farming.
• And many other exquisite escapes..

If you're interested in such adventurous avenues, and can see yourself accumulating wealth as you relax in paradise..

THEN SIGN UP! For our annual meeting at the complex, where we will discuss timeshares and you!


T.M.

[YellowSnow]

SIGN me UP!

[nukka-cp]

Awesome, then head over to warehouse number 13 on the corner of McJefferty and Main St this weekend. It should be a great day to discuss some bad ass timeshares!

[SkimNate]

I hope theres big black dildoes(sp?) involved.

[YellowSnow]

nate, please skip to 1:12