water in my ear

**ZapBulletRider** · 10-07-2006, 07:02 PM

you try to control me
water in my ear
you look but you don't see
water in my ear
water in my ear
water....
in my ear

but seriously, I've had water in my ear for like 2 weeks now. WTF do I do?

**MDskimmerMAtt** · 10-07-2006, 07:08 PM

beat your self in the head as hard as you can

**Derek Makekau** · 10-07-2006, 07:08 PM

pour more in, then tilt your head to the side. works every time for me.

**nukka-cp** · 10-07-2006, 07:08 PM

lodge a q-tip as far as you possibly can into the ear with water in it, that'll solve something

**nukka-cp** · 10-07-2006, 07:09 PM

holy shit, 3 replys in the same minute, what the frack

**Derek Makekau** · 10-07-2006, 07:10 PM

well at least mine was good.

**solvenTim** · 10-07-2006, 07:13 PM

were you trying to hear the ocean again zbr?

**dirtnap** · 10-07-2006, 07:21 PM

this happend to me
get something called "swimmer's ear"
but all that is is really vodka
just drop a little vodka in your ear, let it get in there, and then turn your head and it should all come out
this works for me evry time

**727bryon** · 10-07-2006, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by dirtnap

this happend to me
get something called "swimmer's ear"
but all that is is really vodka
just drop a little vodka in your ear, let it get in there, and then turn your head and it should all come out
this works for me evry time

Paroxide works as well.

**Blak_skimmer220** · 10-07-2006, 07:34 PM

yeah after u use the q tip for ur ear dont forget the cat.

**Derek Makekau** · 10-07-2006, 07:35 PM

...seriously, more water works along the same lines as vodka or peroxide, and more than likely doesn't contain alcohol.

**727bryon** · 10-07-2006, 07:40 PM

That's true, Derek. I just say paroxide because that has helped me before.

**ZapBulletRider** · 10-07-2006, 10:00 PM

hmm. I went to the pharmacy but they didn't have any paroxide... where do I get paroxide?

**Cheungman** · 10-07-2006, 10:10 PM

mix boric acid powder ( a pinch ) with Isopropyl for homemade swimmers ear.

**ZapBulletRider** · 10-07-2006, 10:11 PM

hold on, I think I have some boric acid powder laying around somewhere

**Scrub** · 10-07-2006, 10:11 PM

lol. just go get swimmer's ear. it'll be gone in like 2 minutes.

**Derek Makekau** · 10-07-2006, 10:17 PM

just use some water, you dick.

**ZapBulletRider** · 10-07-2006, 10:20 PM

derek no offense but I don't trust it, it makes no sense. I think you're just trying to get more water stuck into my ear.

**Derek Makekau** · 10-07-2006, 10:58 PM

i swear to you it works, my dad showed me how to do it, and he's from maui, so he's super wise and shit.

but really, it does. you pour a handful or two in with your head tilted over, make sure it all goes in, and then tilt your head the opposite way. i swear on my life it's worked for me time and time again.

**doug** · 10-08-2006, 12:46 AM

suck some cocks

**SoulSkimmerShorts** · 10-08-2006, 05:20 AM

i heard that hot candle wax works the best....has to be scented like apples or else it juts burns.

**narwhal** · 10-08-2006, 07:33 AM

Dont listen to derek, use peroxide. (that also cleans your ears, another plus)

**Derek Makekau** · 10-08-2006, 08:48 AM

whit, if i ever get to meet you i will pour water in your ear out of spite.

**RexSkimmer** · 10-08-2006, 10:37 AM

peroxide is used to clean out ears in the first place, so use that. any drug store should have it

**dirtnap** · 10-08-2006, 10:50 AM

just use vodka
im sure that you have some of that
its just the same as swimmers ear
really use any alcohol
but grey goose works the best

**Cheungman** · 10-08-2006, 10:55 AM

you can get some boric acid powder at walgreens =) but rubbing alcohol will work anyway. Or tilt your head to right/left and jump up and down

**Chrith** · 10-08-2006, 10:58 AM

cram a mentos in there then pour some diet coke on it.

**dirtnap** · 10-08-2006, 11:14 AM

^that actually might work
my bro did a science expirement about it
it could fizz it out

**garebear** · 10-08-2006, 05:32 PM

my friend brought this kid along on our skimboarding trip this summer and he was seriously the biggest pussy i ever met. Said he had the most unbearable ear ache ever. Claimed it was infected and he was going to lose his hearing if he didnt get medical attention. Made my friend drive him to the ER! At 11 pm. Made them wait there for 3 hours. Told the doctor his level of pain was 10 out of 10! Guess what was wrong? water in the ear. im not saying its not bad, but jeez what a fag.

**Chrith** · 10-08-2006, 05:36 PM

have you ever had a really really bad earache. hurts so bad. i wouldnt call him a pussy at all

**Gunstock** · 10-08-2006, 05:50 PM

I have had water in my ear for like 2 years. More water in my ear doesnt help, might for you Derek, but never me. I just use rubbing alcohol or vinegar. Shit fracking hurts if it gets infected.

**steve-o** · 10-08-2006, 06:31 PM

i just beat my head on a pillow until it comes out. if i could find some paroxide i bet that would work...

**UmmmmIdk** · 10-08-2006, 07:33 PM

preheat the oven to 350, get in oven, sit for 5 minutes or until water evaporates

**ZapBulletRider** · 10-09-2006, 05:23 AM

well this doesn't hurt, it's just really annoying. You know what my mom told me last year? Apparently urine helps with earaches. It's supposed to be great for it, but it has to be male urine. So when I had a really bad earache as a kid, my mom would wake my dad up to make him pee in a cup, then she'd pour it in my ear. True story, unfortunately.

**steve-o** · 10-09-2006, 05:39 AM

i would be very pissed. do you not remember that?

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