Shit you wouldn't want other people to find out.

[SkimNate]

i may have spoken to my cat in baby talk

ouch.

I really find girls with abs hot.

who the frack doesnt like girls with a nice stomach? i do too

[Chev]

My nuts are almost always sweaty.

[Chrith]

i click the check box agreeing i read the terms and service agreements without actually reading it

[noahb]

i find elderly woman atractive

[YellowSnow]

i click the check box agreeing i read the terms and service agreements without actually reading it

I hope you know that you're going to hell

[tommygallagher]

that ive played all of the kingdom hearts series.

[LAXitives288]

My right nut is about 30% bigger than my left.

[YellowSnow]

after picking my nose I stick the boogers on the underside of my desk.

its my collection

[ankle biter]

i have two webbed toes....

[Ammy]

^I've got a pair of webbed on each foot.

[ankle biter]

^I've got a pair of webbed on each foot.

thats what i meant,scoreee

["Skeet"]

after picking my nose I stick the boogers on the underside of my desk.

its my collection

this should be a bachelor frog

[LAXitives288]

I definitely do that also. Every now and then i'll go under the desk and knock them all off and start over and admire my handiwork.

[YellowSnow]

I definitely do that also. Every now and then i'll go under the desk and knock them all off and start over and admire my handiwork.

we're basically sisters. No joke.

[RUM_RUNNER]

i find elderly woman atractive

Are you talking elderly elderly or just MILFs? If it's the latter, welcome to the club. When you get your first, make a thread. It's true what they say, "The older the berry, the sweeter the juice"

[Blkskimmergrl]

I find Asian men extremely attractive

[mcwhitt]

my penis shrinks when i get aroused

[potatoes63]

how obsessed i am sometimes with my ex (still)

that ive played all of the kingdom hearts series.

these and,
i have jerked off to shaun johnson while watching the Beijing olympics on my couch when my parents were home in the other room

[tommygallagher]

i have jerked off to shaun johnson while watching the Beijing olympics on my couch when my parents were home in the other room

you should be proud of that. shes so fine.

[Chev]

I find Asian men extremely attractive

You should meet China_SHRED, his post quality was better, but i think he was looking for a greencard.

[LuckyBuMmRa]

i've been obessed with this girl since we have been in 7th grade and have openly admitted to being willing to chop off part of my pinky just to have sex with her once. The truth is I would really marry her in a heartbeat no questions asked.

PS: My girlfriend has no idea.

[GvnrSkinkTyree]

how many fat chicks I've nailed

this. plus I usually eat them out i love the tatse of pork.

I once jerked off to porno on mute using the sounds of my cousin banging his girl through the wall.

[Chev]

I got a boner from some furry shit i say on 4chan... oh god...

[potatoes63]

i've been obessed with this girl since we have been in 7th grade and have openly admitted to being willing to chop off part of my pinky just to have sex with her once. The truth is I would really marry her in a heartbeat no questions asked.

PS: My girlfriend has no idea.

thats awesome.

[Applesauce]

I have a rather large collection of video game music and backtracks.

And I think backstreet boys make some catchy goddamn songs. I'll listen to one every once in a while. (i'm into metal and indie).

[JackSnack]

back in 95 i forced a asian prostitute to let me give it to here in here ass

[D R]

My right nut is about 30% bigger than my left.

congratulations, you have a hernia

[tommygallagher]

this. plus I usually eat them out i love the tatse of pork.

I once jerked off to porno on mute using the sounds of my cousin banging his girl through the wall.

wut

[GvnrSkinkTyree]

wut

coke fueled jerk off session.

thats another thing. i used to snort blow like it was the 80's.

sober now though. just some drank occasionally(everyday)

[Kyle Willcox]

I haven't peed in a toilet standing up since 2000. just more comfortable sitting down.

[zeus]

fag
i find it a hassle washing hands after pissing. so i never flush the toilet in public places

[fireball]

I haven't peed in a toilet standing up since 2000. just more comfortable sitting down.

agreed. unless im in public i will always use the urinal but at home its a different story

[ray]

at a party turned on their hose and pooped on the switch so they couldn't turn it off

[RUM_RUNNER]

fag
i find it a hassle washing hands after pissing. so i never flush the toilet in public places

Do people ever give you shit for it? I dont wash my hands either because since I'm not a ruhtard, I don't pee on them

[YellowSnow]

once I pooped in my backyard and watched my dog eat it.

I also like to wipe my ass with tissues instead of toilet paper, cuz it's softer.