Plentyoffish.com

**xenjoiii** · 03-05-2010, 07:46 PM

i hope youre going to be a victim of the angle effect

**megadeth** · 03-05-2010, 07:57 PM

holy angles-infused-plan-blowing-up-in-face batman.

nah maybe not. haha

**Rob G** · 03-05-2010, 08:22 PM

i thought so too. but then she gave me her facebook. let me find some pics

**megadeth** · 03-05-2010, 08:24 PM

legit. That's cool then. Ill def gives this site credibility. Maybe I shouldn't rule everything out just yet.

**Rob G** · 03-05-2010, 08:27 PM

aight well im out like a boner in sweatpants. going to meet her at the bars. skeet

**Applesauce** · 03-05-2010, 08:30 PM

Why must the thumbnails be horribly distorted when looking through the search section.

I see a somewhat decent looking girl and I click to see the picture and i'm shocked when i encounter a wildebeest.

**MDskimmerMAtt** · 03-05-2010, 08:44 PM

i was looking cause im bored and noticed most of the 18 year olds are preggo

**Ill Perfection** · 03-05-2010, 10:11 PM

Prego = Raging hormones = guaranteed frack. You just have to be cool with poking the babies eye out

**xenjoiii** · 03-05-2010, 10:17 PM

im so stoked, i just got the in with this russian chick. accent/broken english the whole 9 yards ill post pics in an edit gimme a sec

**megadeth** · 03-05-2010, 10:23 PM

I wanna date a european girl.

**xenjoiii** · 03-05-2010, 10:34 PM

she just moved here a few months ago. has like no friends or anything. 23. i will get in there.

**Blak_skimmer220** · 03-05-2010, 10:36 PM

thank god for college. UNC has some of the hottest girls i've ever seen, or at least close to my age. However, I may have to put this site to the test after I leave this bubble. i could see it being effective.

**Derek Makekau** · 03-05-2010, 10:37 PM

she looks like a nigerian princess

**Ill Perfection** · 03-05-2010, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by xenjoiii

im so stoked, i just got the in with this russian chick. accent/broken english the whole 9 yards ill post pics in an edit gimme a sec

illy approved. Broken english makes her roughly 3 times hotter. Colin are going to be jealousy. Another nice catch my friend

**xenjoiii** · 03-06-2010, 06:49 AM

hahah those catchy first emails are so win dude. i owe you

edit: omg by far the hottest chick i dropped a line too responded. seems interested. ill post pics if it goes anywhere unless you guys want to see.

**doug** · 03-06-2010, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by xenjoiii

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just sayin

**RUM_RUNNER** · 03-06-2010, 08:21 AM

Yea she definitely has some Israeli blood flowing

**xenjoiii** · 03-06-2010, 08:26 AM

ahahahahaha dude that picture is a fracking trip I had to look at it like 4 times and it still bugs me out hahaha

**doug** · 03-06-2010, 08:28 AM

I know, I saw it on 4chan and I about defecated myself. figured teh sombs would enjoy

**megadeth** · 03-06-2010, 09:42 AM

she looks like a bitch.

**Ill Perfection** · 03-06-2010, 09:53 AM

Like I said, Being Russian with broken english makes her about 3 times hotter.

**SkimNate** · 03-06-2010, 09:59 AM

ITS A TARP

**megadeth** · 03-06-2010, 10:00 AM

it's true.

so while we're on the subject, sort of, what do you guys think of interracial dating?

**Ill Perfection** · 03-06-2010, 10:08 AM

I'm not a fan. I can't even get turned on by asian chicks. Mexican is okay

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**xenjoiii** · 03-06-2010, 10:08 AM

I dont have a probelm with it, my life goal is to marry a super hot asian chick

**Ill Perfection** · 03-06-2010, 10:11 AM

????

**Ill Perfection** · 03-06-2010, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by xenjoiii

I dont have a probelm with it, my life goal is to marry a super hot asian chick

At least with that scenario, you know she'll love you long time

**Brian Kniveton** · 03-06-2010, 10:17 AM

dated this asian chick that was a dancer for the sac kings.... good in bed but super boring

i like mixed girls... preferably one's that make them tan.

but then again, i've dated the typical blonde cheerleader too. i guess i don't discriminate ..

props to you guys killing it on this site.... just think though, if you are lying about yourself on there (new to town, dont have any friends......) most likely they are too. just a thought. .. what else are they lying about?

**Ill Perfection** · 03-06-2010, 10:19 AM

I'm not lying. If they are, then at least you get a few bangs out of it and possibly forgive her?

**SkimNate** · 03-06-2010, 10:27 AM

interracial dating? sure

interracial marriage? can't speak for myself 100% but probably not that far. i'm talking like very opposing ends of the racial football field

**xenjoiii** · 03-06-2010, 01:27 PM

Some asian chicks melt my face offffff.

**Brew** · 03-06-2010, 02:52 PM

OK since this is 5 pages and the guy that got me to sign up is the author i have to post my waste of three nights experience.

first, yes if you want a ugly children go to this site.
second, dont look for girls in your town or the same towns.
third, tell your friends your epic fail.

Jarrod told me about this site after i had broken up with my chick and wanted to skim for girls. first night i signed up a girl hit me up and i got her phone number and was just invited in to her life. didnt really hang with her till a week later but ill get to that.
didnt go on it for the whole weekend after cause i was hooking up with a girl i met at a party we had at our house. so really i was distracted. but monday came around and i got home from work, ate some food, had a beer, and got online. had 4 girls hit me up from the previous two days. two didnt pan out but two others i ended up meeting.

First girl: Blonde, semi thick, surfing kinda ghetto beach chick. she was pretty cool but little heavy on the ghetto.
we were standing outside her house after eating some food and this van rolls up. i totally recognize the van but dont want to believe who is in it. the doors open and i am struck by the inability of knowing what to do. the girl that gets out is the girl i met from the party that i had been sleeping with all weekend. i am on a first date with another girl and now im looking for a tree to run up. Christina and her best friend who turned out to be a housemate of the girl i met on POF walked up and i just played it cool. remembered what Bill Bellamy did in How To Be a Player. dude kept his cool and gave attention to all the girls and went home happy he didnt get slapped or kicked in the crotch. i did how he did and i left that night end with the one girls i had been with all weekend asking me to call her that week and the ghetto blond still wanting me to stay. i did for about 20 minutes and bounced and havent called her. Christina still wants to hang. thinking sure why not.

girl 2: from the get go i should of known that girls that take photos looking down on them is because everything below their face needs a wide angle.
gonna keep this short just like her just not as round. tried to hang in there but the night was a little weird and i was still a little tripped out about being caught the night before. met this girl in a parking lot and she gets out of her car and shes got the frackin spare tire going around her waist and way smaller boobs than in her photos. was pretty bummed cause she was super annoying and just a fat girl. too loud and dumb for me to handle so i told her it was fun but i gotta run. so after another failure i went home and cried myself to sleep and deleted my account.

i will not online date unless its purely for sex and no std's. remember dont eat the fish unless you know where it came from.

i am currently still single and will not date unless the woman is Norwegian Viking and quite top heavy.

thats mny two cents

**Ill Perfection** · 03-06-2010, 03:04 PM

Yeah, I'll never forget you telling me about the first nigh lol. I answer the phone and hear "you don't even know!"

Unfortunately the fish you caught were not the best. First was a barracuda that bit you in the ass and the secon was a LARGEmouth bASS.