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    Default I will never drink again

    as i sit here dry heaving, unable to puke or sleep i make a vow to quit drinking for at least a while. i have never been so royally fracked in my enire life. i feel like the shittiest shitted out pieve of shit in existenc.e my head is throbing and my stomach is upside down. and my parents are 25 feet away thinking im sleeping when im really dyinh.



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    to many zema's eh. pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikadacaca
    to many zema's eh. pussy
    thats me. i mainly drink wine coolers. with some daquiris on the side when im feeling crazy

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    next time just puke, you'll feel a billion times better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4evrskm::Derek
    next time just puke, you'll feel a billion times better.
    i knew i had to and normally i do it a lot earlier but it wouldnt come up. i practically stuck my whole hand down my throat bt nothiung came out.

    off to work.

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    Thats why I usually choose not to drink

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    that's why you gotta know how to control yourself. I was at an insane party last night, me and my buddy chugged our last beer at 5 in the morning. We were drunk for 7 hours. Woke up this morning, only slightly hungover. Probably because I sobered up as much as possible and drank alot of water before I went to sleep. It has taken me a couple projectile vomiting sessions (ok... more than a couple) and not being able to see 6 inches in front of me to realize how to pace myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcmarkley
    Thats why I usually choose not to drink
    bad call.

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    what you do is... drink at least a few glasses of water, eat something and take 3 advil, all before bed. you will feel fine in the a.m. also, bad hangovers almost always come from hard alchohol. stick to good 'ol beer.

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    im surprised no one has addressed the real cause of dry heaves, i have way too much experience with the dry heaves so let me share my unfortunate wisdom

    if you got way too drunk and you got dry heaves, you were drinking on an empty stomach, or at least without enough food in it, ive done it a thousand times, skipped dinner after having a light lunch and go get shitty, next thing i know ive had a little much to drink and im way drunker then i should be and cant get better because theres nothing to throw up to get that alcohol out

    water is also very good advice, because a hangover is just dehydration, with varying degrees of alcohol poisoning, but once that alcohol is out of your system all you need is water to feel better, and next time make sure your stomach has a good amount of food in it before you drink, or if you forget, eat some sort of bread no matter how much you dont want to eat
    Last edited by didj prophet; 05-28-2006 at 03:04 PM.

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    ahh, so that is maybe the reason why i'm never really drunk, i eat a lot , because i can not just drink alone, i need 2 hands filled

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    i like root beer
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    fracking Quitter

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    Rob G is so hot

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    well i fracked up on many accounts. i had 3 beers. went to hard for two hours. then finished off with more beer. all on an empty stomach. then i had two spice hot dogs and passed out. then i woke up at 3 about to die. frack i still like i could puke.

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    take b supliments before you drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian_Skim
    Rob G is so hot
    <3 love

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    im starting to think im no longer on this sickness and just a flu its lasting longer than ever.

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    Oh... youll drink again.. wait til the next party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AerialSkimmerBrad
    Oh... youll drink again.. wait til the next party.

    i just did godamnit. i took everyones advice tho. i ate a lot and drink less. im feeling much better now.

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    Derek has video of me dry heaving he practically saved my life that night. But he didnt try to feed me what a dumbass should have made me eat

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    haha i was just trying to make you shutup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaScrub
    well i fracked up on many accounts. i had 3 beers. went to hard for two hours. then finished off with more beer. all on an empty stomach. then i had two spice hot dogs and passed out. then i woke up at 3 about to die. frack i still like i could puke.
    way to get hammered..

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    well victoriascrub i give you an advice with every drink with alcohol you consume you should drink a glass of water.......i know it's difficult shit to do ...cuz' when you are drunk nothing matters but seriously eliminates the hang over...the next day you'll wake up like if nothing never happened.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaScrub
    im starting to think im no longer on this sickness and just a flu its lasting longer than ever.
    being hungover can make you more easily succeptable to getting the flu and other shit like that...and hepatitis.

 

 

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