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    Default Fun With Wrong number Part 2

    I think it was ZBR who post the first wrong number related thread. I'm currently in the middle of a new one though. I got a text today from a number I dont know, that said, "What are you doing? - Heather"...

    We've been texting back and forth for over an hour now, and I have plans to pick her and her friend up to go to Georgia, haha... They keep calling me buddy for some reason, and they made a reference to me being one of their baby daddies, haha... I'm trying to convenince them to wait for me to pick them up at a waffle house but they're insisitng that I pick them up at their house. This is going to be great, they'll be waiting for me at Waffle HOuse for a couple of hours, then when I never show, they'll finally get pissed off, call me, hear my voice mail, realize that I'm not who they thought I was and realize they completely wasted their whole frackin day...

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    you should scope the area out incase they're... good looking

    but i'm sure you already thought of that, and you're not going to completely blow a potential opportunity because you're not gay.

    right?

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    Jonny's so smart. No wonder he gets all the ladies.
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    frack that, I got a good girl, I don't need to go slumming. If they talk like they text, then they're ghetto ass trailer trash....

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    Sweet! Smack them and take their baby then sell it cash!
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    hahaha, they offered me gas money earlier to pick them up at their house, I turned that down. Now they just offered me road head... frack that, I want these bitches waiting at the Waffle House...

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    C'mon....Duuude. You will never be satisfied until you see their faces all pissed off. Go in to the Waffle house and act like you're just getting a cup of coffee, bring your girl, and listen to them. Then, before you bust out laughing leave.
    I'm going to hell.
    "...Until you man up, you shut the frack up..."

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    I would if I could, but me and my girl really are leaving for Georgia as soon as she gets to my place. I was just told that there is no waffle house near by, but there is a village inn. I told them to meet me at Village Inn at 6:30. I then told them to remember that they owe me and their response was, "It a long drive, we got way to keep u wake"... SLUTS, haha....

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    hahahaha sick.hahahaha theyll do a reverse phone look up and go trailer trash on you
    what is this i dont even

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    Alright people, I'm out. Someone call or text or whatever just to frack with these girls. the number is 813-850-2245. They live in Zephrahills... Don't frack with them till after 7 PM Easter time though.

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    my uncle lives in zephyr hills. that's random.
    the world's a subway

    stay fly. ya dig?

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    omg i live like 30 mintes away from zephyhills what a concidence hahahahahah





    suck it.
    what is this i dont even

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    Well I guarentee you someone just thought up an easy lay in here... someone on this forum is going to bang these girls after you just sent out their number, it aint gonna be me either, I gotta good girl too. LOL. Well first to bang em both wins! Who's first to try?

 

 

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