most badass personn of all time
who do you think is the most badass person ever.
first person who says chuck norris gets an e-kick to the nuts
i'll start: that guy aaron ralston who got his arm stuck between 2 boulders, drank his piss for 7 days, ended up breaking his arm on purpose and cutting it off with a pocket knife to survive. after freeing himself he hiked like 20 miles and repelled with 1 arm down a 100 foot cliff.
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Denzel Washington Baby!
chuck norris frack WHITE TEXT
WOW dude thats the first person who came to my mind when i read the title... and in that case, he officially won the title. seems like if even two people make that kind of connection, you are FTMFWOriginally Posted by sdstateskim
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this dude
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No Contest
Says the guy with the Kitten picture
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william shatner. hands down.
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hey mr. mcgee check the white text ...hope your e-nuts are ok
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i'm pretty sure i'm still winning. what about this guy...he fought in ww2 with only a bow and arrow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
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Yah didnt check but you get negs for mentioning chuck on the internets
on the other hand this is the best video I have seen in a long time. bravo sir
no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.
i find it hard to believe that you hadn't seen it before. and i still can't figure out how that kid learned how to be such a thug. he'll be getting the most pussy in all of iraq in 3 years.
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This is an easy question...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_of_Kroton
Milo (Greek: Μίλων) of Croton was a 6th century BC wrestler from the Greek city of Croton in southern Italy who enjoyed a brilliant wrestling career and won many victories in the most important athletic festivals of ancient Greece.[1][2][3] In addition to his athletic victories, Milo is credited by the ancient commentator Diodorus Siculus with leading his fellow citizens to military triumph over neighboring Sybaris in 510 BC.
Milo was a six time Olympic victor. He won the boys' wrestling (probably in 540 BC),[4] and thereafter five men's wrestling titles between 536 and 520 BC.[1][2][3] He also won seven crowns at the Pythian Games at Delphi (one as a boy), ten at the Isthmian Games, and nine at the Nemean Games.[2] Milo was a five time Periodonikēs, a "grand slam" sort of title bestowed on the winner of all four festivals in the same cycle.[3] Milo's career at the highest level of competition must have spanned 24 years.[2]
About 510 BC, hostilities arose between Croton and nearby Sybaris when Telys, a Sybarite tyrant, banished the 500 wealthiest citizens of Sybaris after seizing their property. When the displaced Sybarites sought refuge at Croton and Telys demanded their return, an opportunity for the Crotoniates to destroy a powerful neighbor presented itself.[5] In an account that appeared five hundred years after the event, Diodorus Siculus wrote that the philosopher Pythagoras, who spent much of his life at Croton, urged the Croton assembly to protect the banished citizens of Sybaris. When the decision to do so was made, the dispute between the two cities was aggravated, each took up arms, and Milo led the charge against Sybaris.[3][6]
According to Diodorus:
"One hundred thousand men of Croton were stationed with three hundred thousand Sybarite troops ranged against them. Milo the athlete led them and through his tremendous physical strength first turned the troops lined up against him."
Diodorus indicates Milo led the charge against the Sybarites wearing his Olympic crowns, draped in a lionskin and brandishing a club in a manner similar to the mythic hero Heracles.[1][2][3]
Feats of strength
Anecdotes about Milo's almost superhuman strength and lifestyle abound. His daily diet allegedly consisted of 20 lb of meat, 20 lb of bread, and eighteen pints of wine.[3] Pliny the Elder and Solinus both attribute Milo's invincibility in competition to the wrestler's consumption of alectoriae, the gizzard stones of roosters.[2][11] Legends say he carried his own bronze statue to its place at Olympia, and once carried a four-year-old bull on his shoulders before slaughtering, roasting, and devouring it in one day.[2][3] He was said to have achieved the feat of lifting the bull by starting with a newborn ox, and carrying it everyday.[12][13]
One report says the wrestler was able to hold a pomegranate without damaging it while challengers tried to pry his fingers from it, and another report says he could burst a band fastened around his brow by inhaling air and causing the temple veins to swell. He was said to maintain his footing on an oiled discus while others tried to push him from it.[2][3] These feats have been attributed to misinterpretations of statues depicting Milo with his head bound in victor's ribbons, his hand holding the apple of victory, and his feet positioned on a round disc that would have been fitted into a pedestal or base.[3]
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Not only was he the greatest Olympic athlete of all time, he was a military hero. And probably the strongest person who ever lived. That qualifies as "most bad assed person of all time" to me.
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I'd have to say the most Bad Ass person of all time would be the guy from Man v. Food
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hahaha ^^^
I never thought of Milo but he is pretty badass. I did not, however, know that he led military victories. Impressive.
holy.fracking.hero.
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Hahaha, I love that show. He was eating some burger the other night with Japs, Serano, Habs *and* Ghost Chilis - my asshole ignited just watching it...
Hahahah. That's all I think about. Like, WOW, this guy can definitely eat. Cool, good for him. But, bad for the fracking bathroom! Worse for the Janitor
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im also throwing a vote for jack churchill.
I read his book. fracking bad ass. I for sure would have died. Like 9 times
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no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.
He tried to cut it off like two days beforehand but got all the way through before realizing the pocketknife wouldn't cut through the bone. HOLY SHIT OUCH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XLoQ1xYB0
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Fedor Emelianenko or Jesus
Not that there's a difference.
He is Fedorable
no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.
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