how to astral project???

**StokedToSkim** · 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM

am i doing this rite so far? my friend told me u have to lie down n stay really still like dont move for a lil at nite before u go to bed n i did that and like my whole body got really heavy like i couldnt feel my arms or legs n then i cud feel my self driftin off to sleep n this is were it got weird...rite wen i felt like i was going deeper or wutever i heard this loud freaky noise(hard to explain) that scared the shit outta me so i sat up all sweaty and paniky like and turned the lites on. is that normal???

**Indy** · 08-04-2009, 03:07 PM

(Deep Southern Accent) "We don't like your kind around here silly boy." *Spits in Spittoon*

**DjMattyD** · 08-04-2009, 03:08 PM

I dun no that sounds crayz u should b crful mybe rite a letr to a sycologist or a scientist ur sumthihng

**Dzan** · 08-04-2009, 03:50 PM

If you want to be gay with your friend just go for it, no need to use astroglide.

**MIskim45** · 08-04-2009, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by Dzan

If you want to be gay with your friend just go for it, no need to use astroglide.

AHAHAHA. dude to astrall project, stick something in your ass, eat a burrito, and SHLAM! shoot it out.

**TheSeaCowww** · 08-04-2009, 07:00 PM

that's weird, but reminds me of something,
anyone ever wake up but not really wake up... like your mind is awake but your body wont do anything like you cant move. It happened to me twice and scared the shit outa me, i tried to scream but i couldnt open my mouth or eyes.

**YeahhhBreh** · 08-04-2009, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by TheSeaCowww

that's weird, but reminds me of something,
anyone ever wake up but not really wake up... like your mind is awake but your body wont do anything like you cant move. It happened to me twice and scared the shit outa me, i tried to scream but i couldnt open my mouth or eyes.

It's called sleep paralysis and hallucinations are also associated with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

**iskimvb** · 08-04-2009, 07:21 PM

That sounds a little scary.

**TheSeaCowww** · 08-04-2009, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by YeahhhBreh

It's called sleep paralysis and hallucinations are also associated with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Thanks

**YeahhhBreh** · 08-04-2009, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by iskimvb

That sounds a little scary.

Yeah, for sure. I had a lot of sleeping issues when I was a kid and it happened to me a few times. The first time is the worst but after you have a few episodes you tend to adjust.

**iskimvb** · 08-04-2009, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by YeahhhBreh

Yeah, for sure. I had a lot of sleeping issues when I was a kid and it happened to me a few times. The first time is the worst but after you have a few episodes you tend to adjust.

I don't think I would know what to do.

**ZapBulletRider** · 08-05-2009, 06:36 AM

Originally Posted by TheSeaCowww

that's weird, but reminds me of something,
anyone ever wake up but not really wake up... like your mind is awake but your body wont do anything like you cant move. It happened to me twice and scared the shit outa me, i tried to scream but i couldnt open my mouth or eyes.

This happens to me at least once or twice a month.

**Gehrig** · 08-05-2009, 06:41 AM

im scared to go to bed now with all these posts.

**Thrillhouse** · 08-05-2009, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by TheSeaCowww

that's weird, but reminds me of something,
anyone ever wake up but not really wake up... like your mind is awake but your body wont do anything like you cant move. It happened to me twice and scared the shit outa me, i tried to scream but i couldnt open my mouth or eyes.

Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider

This happens to me at least once or twice a month.

you will both be murderball players in 2010

**YeahhhBreh** · 08-05-2009, 01:20 PM

**Utah** · 08-05-2009, 01:55 PM

Personally I enjoy when I wake up and I have one of my arms that is completely dead. I can swing it around by using my whole body, pick it up with my other hand and let it fall freely, etc until it finally wakes up. Always a good time...

**YeahhhBreh** · 08-05-2009, 04:05 PM

I remember when I was little, me and friends used to try to get our arms to fall asleep so that we could flail them around and punch each other ever so nonsexually. So many hours of entertainment, lol..

EDIT: Fixt for heterosexuality.

**iskimvb** · 08-05-2009, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by YeahhhBreh

I remember when I was little, me and friends used to try to get our arms to fall asleep so that we could beat eat other with them. So many hours of entertainment, lol.

Sorry, but that sounded sooooo gay.