one of you assholes

**jake** · 08-28-2006, 05:53 PM

Account on Skim Online Message Boards locked out

Skim Online Message Boards <peluso@skimonline.com> to me
More options 8:40 pm (11 minutes ago)

Dear jake,

Your account on Skim Online Message Boards has been locked because someone has tried to log into the account with the wrong password more than 5 times. You will be able to attempt to log in again in another 15 minutes.

The person trying to log into your account had the following IP address: 65.8.119.103

Don't forget that the password is case sensitive. Forgotten your password? Use the link below:
http://209.200.226.154/forum/login.php?do=lostpw

All the best,

Skim Online Message Boards

ip says hotlanta. i appreciate your enthusiastic approach but if you could stop. it's kinda pissing me off

you'll never guess it anyways

**Walruz996** · 08-28-2006, 06:11 PM

Bastards! and that guy has the same ip as me!

btw it was Chriths idea.

**Luff** · 08-28-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Walruz996

Bastards! and that guy has the same ip as me!

Imposter!

**flskimboarder** · 08-28-2006, 06:12 PM

hahaha

**fireball** · 08-28-2006, 06:18 PM

o shit!

**jake** · 08-28-2006, 06:24 PM

why dude? why. i thought we were friends. it's over between us.

**Luff** · 08-28-2006, 06:24 PM

He's mine now bitches!

**steve-o** · 08-28-2006, 06:31 PM

i didn't do it. swear.

**Blak_skimmer220** · 08-28-2006, 06:49 PM

what made u think u had jakes password anyway david haha

**doug** · 08-28-2006, 08:45 PM

hahaha such a great setup

sorry jake I had to double up

HandsomeJonneh · 08-29-2006, 06:02 AM

lol

**veniceskim4** · 08-29-2006, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Walruz996

Bastards! and that guy has the same ip as me!

btw it was Chriths idea.

Chrith your a genius.

**SolvenCarlos** · 08-29-2006, 10:18 AM

The year was 2006, it was dark monday night, cold and silent, when Jake went to his room turned on the light and made his way to the computer. He had an uneasy feeling come over him before he entered the computer. Something in him was telling him a horrible thing is going to happened. He enters the internet with great caution ignoring the pornographic pop ups as he goes straight to skimonline. He tries to sign in but fails, he is locked out. Confused and baffled he tries again, still he can't make his way in to the message boards. Frustrated he hits the computer screen and breaks his nuckles. He leaves the room to tend to his wounds. Jake comes back 5 minuets later to check his email. As he searches through all his junk email with tittles such as "Grow 3 more inches in 5 days" or "new stimulant to help you last in bed", he sees an email from skimonline. Courious he opens up the letter. As he reads his eyes turn to red like fire from the flames of hell, his nostrils begin to flare. Someone had tried to get into Jake's account "but who" Jake thought. He is giving an ip adress and Jake starts the search from this hacker. Day and night Jake searches and day and night Jake plans what he will do to his hacker. Finnaly the search is over, he found out who did it. It was crooked F.B.I agent named letfirefall.
Jake arms him self with an ak47 and 2 glots and makes his journey towards Letfirefall's home where jake is expected. 3 days and nights Jake travels in cold rain. Finally Jake reaches his destination and the battle begins. It 20 agiainst one. Jake is out numbered but that does not stop him. He takes the first shots and takes out letfirefall's 4 best shoters. The bledshed begins, Jake eyes still red and burning takes out 5 more men. Now he is inside the home 7 ninjas atack him but they were no match for Jake's ak-47. Finally he reaches the letfirefall's office where 2 midgets with knives are at gaurd. Jake takes them out silent ly with his bare hands. JAke eneters the room letfirefall shots him the laser but missed. Jake kills the other 2 gaurds first. "i will deal with you difrently" jake told him. Jake grabed letfirefall and tied him up and tied heavy blocks to his feet and droped off a bridge. Jakes justice has been done.

**veniceskim4** · 08-29-2006, 10:29 AM

ahahaha god you have too much free time.

**SolvenCarlos** · 08-29-2006, 10:31 AM

yes, i do

**SolvenCarlos** · 08-29-2006, 11:32 AM

Jake is the best assassin every. I think i put to many s's in assassin

**fireball** · 08-29-2006, 01:04 PM

wow what a story. i'm glad i know what happened in detail now.

**jake** · 08-29-2006, 01:15 PM

that was fracking amazing. if i could rep you 5 times i would

**Luff** · 08-29-2006, 01:26 PM

Everyone knows that I told Jake the first time I ever see him I just going to tackle hi mfrom behind. So, I would have just run out of nowhere and tackled the shit out of him in that story.