My son's name is.......

**skimmer-x** · 04-24-2009, 05:34 PM

Kellan Dwight (unkown 2nd middle name) Hastings. Thought I'd share.

**RUM_RUNNER** · 04-24-2009, 05:52 PM

2nd middle names are rockin unless it looks like a last name, then people always ask wheres the hyphen?

Congrats

**skimmybits** · 04-24-2009, 06:10 PM

got a nice ring to it. congrats!

**narwhal** · 04-24-2009, 06:11 PM

What happened to William Roberts Hastings?

**CaboWabo** · 04-24-2009, 06:13 PM

Kellan Dwight (Mutha frackist) Hastings...off the frackin hook.

**DjMattyD** · 04-24-2009, 06:15 PM

He will always be a G D Hastings to me

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 06:22 PM

whats the point of a 2nd middle name? this isnt the special olympics not everybody gets to win and have somebody named after them.

but i thought he was born already? how long did he go before you stopped calling him child

**Blak_skimmer220** · 04-24-2009, 06:39 PM

how do u pronounce the first name? Kel-anne? or like kel-un

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 07:39 PM

who is the retard who is butthurt at my last comment. fracking hiliarous.
"u hav 2 b so rood sum time"

**can-can** · 04-24-2009, 08:49 PM

reality check dj. nobody actually gets butthurt by your comments. people just ignore you for being a douche. People get butthurt by people who are insulting as well as funny and creative, and good at being insulting. You are just annoying, go away.

And thats a pretty tight name frank, I've never heard it. how do you pronounce? and it sounds celtic..what is it?

**solvenskim** · 04-24-2009, 08:57 PM

I'll give you five dollars if you name him Kellan Dwight Schrute Hastings.

**Sandskimmernewbie** · 04-24-2009, 09:00 PM

I'll throw in a few bucks for that.

**"Skeet"** · 04-24-2009, 09:02 PM

I wish I had the last name Hastings, it just rolls off the tongue and it sounds like you own like 42 race winning horses
Kellan Hastings... Sounds like that kid's goin' places. Congrats!

**Noodles** · 04-24-2009, 09:11 PM

Just as long as he isnt named Seven. Seven is mine.

**RUM_RUNNER** · 04-24-2009, 09:12 PM

Seven is taken. Would you consider Soda?

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by can-can

reality check dj. nobody actually gets butthurt by your comments. people just ignore you for being a douche. People get butthurt by people who are insulting as well as funny and creative, and good at being insulting. You are just annoying, go away.

And thats a pretty tight name frank, I've never heard it. how do you pronounce? and it sounds celtic..what is it?

let me start off by saying you can stop kissing his cock. hes married. its not an unusual name. do you live in bumfrack or africa?

a neg? you have to be realllllly butthurt to neg somebody. i've given three. ever. two to Nick and Brian and i dont remember the other. go cry somewhere else to somebody who cares. thanks and have a nice day

Kellan is by no means common though. Devon, Corey, Chase, and Raven are some of my immediate family's names. my parents didnt want their kids on the playground to be like the other parent's John or Ashley. i cant stand when parents name their kids the most retarded shit ever. (not referring to john and ashley or any overly used catholic name)

**Andy Schaaf** · 04-24-2009, 09:27 PM

how bout Kellan Dwight Oswald Hastings

**S. EvarMI** · 04-24-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by DjMattyD

He will always be a G D Hastings to me

really? He will always go as "son" to me, but that wont be until the DNA results come back

**S. EvarMI** · 04-24-2009, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by DJ-NJ

Kellan is by no means common though. Devon, Corey, Chase, and Raven are some of my immediate family's names. my parents didnt want their kids on the playground to be like the other parent's John or Ashley. i cant stand when parents name their kids the most retarded shit ever. (not referring to john and ashley or any overly used catholic name)

dude are you fracking black? well not really since they arent D'von, Correee, Chai's'e, and well I guess that last one is already fracked up

hell which are girls and which are boys?

that shit is confusing.

**Jim Gordon** · 04-24-2009, 10:01 PM

What happened to (Lee)......=(

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 10:15 PM

ROFL raves yeah i know. most white people frack up my name "WHATTTT KEVIN?" "NO, Devon dude... devon..." but when i play football on the weekends with the black kids.. they have no problem with it.

but yeah i know a few blacks with devon and raven, but i actually know MORE whites..

i also realized they all go both ways no homo.

i used to date a girl with my name except with an A not O. and i know a few Cori's (girls)

**S. EvarMI** · 04-24-2009, 10:17 PM

so are they all boys or girls? I am still confused by that

Since you are Devon I am assuming at least 1 guy in that quad mix.

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 10:23 PM

boy boy boy girl

devon, DJ, D .. yeah

**S. EvarMI** · 04-24-2009, 10:31 PM

so Devon, Corey, and Chase are all guys

...frack that is going to mess with me next time I watch that lesbian porn with Devon, Corey, and Chase

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 10:33 PM

ive never seen a girl COREY.. a Cori.. yeah and a girl named Chase?? thats a first

next time i see a lesbian porno with those names i am going to jerk it with my tears. fml.

**S. EvarMI** · 04-24-2009, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by DJ-NJ

ive never seen a girl COREY.. a Cori.. yeah and a girl named Chase?? thats a first

next time i see a lesbian porno with those names i am going to jerk it with my tears. fml.

thats not an FML. frack that is getting annoying too.

FML would be if you were jerking to a porno and then right when you were about to skeet they turn to the girls face in a close up and its your sister. THAT would be an FML.

(Not my story)

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 10:37 PM

i hate FML. we were reading in on SOMB for a solid month before anything on myspace and FB saw it...

watching a porno and realized all the actors names' are names in your family.. FML indeed

**S. EvarMI** · 04-24-2009, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by DJ-NJ

i hate FML. we were reading in on SOMB for a solid month before anything on myspace and FB saw it...

watching a porno and realized all the actors names' are names in your family.. FML indeed

Well I am pretty sure there are porn actors that are named Corey, Chase, Devon, and Raven. Very famous ones for sure.

**DJ-NJ** · 04-24-2009, 10:45 PM

devon lee off the top of my mind. i used to go to devon.com when i really little...

**skimmer-x** · 04-25-2009, 03:38 AM

Damn didn't know this would tip off a hate war.

You would pronounce it Kell-un.

The 2nd middle name is an agreemant between Shawna and I since we plan on having one child and she wants her dad to use/pick a middle name as well. I fought it but what can I do. Dwight is my dad's name.

Yes it's Irish meaning mighty warrior. So Can-can nailed it.

We stopped calling him child/him/spawn as of yesterday.

**lil chuck** · 04-25-2009, 06:51 AM

have u left yet chrith

**Chrith** · 04-25-2009, 06:53 AM

woah, how did i post in here. and im leaving in like a minute

**Black** · 04-25-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by skimmer-x

Kellan Dwight (unkown 2nd middle name) Hastings. Thought I'd share.

Got it.

Kellan Dwight Power Hastings.

**LAXitives288** · 04-25-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by DJ-NJ

let me start off by saying you can stop kissing his cock. hes married. its not an unusual name. do you live in bumfrack or africa?

a neg? you have to be realllllly butthurt to neg somebody. i've given three. ever. two to Nick and Brian and i dont remember the other. go cry somewhere else to somebody who cares. thanks and have a nice day

I got the other one.