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    Default BirthdayDouche

    For your enjoyment....


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    oh shit........wut is in that cake pan?

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    Damn, that is pretty douchey. When was your birthday pet detective?

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    Whit seriously looks completely different in every photo...

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    He's giving the sign for curveball away.

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    It's today. Somehow they got the idea that I was turning 30, not 29. They bought all this over the hill stuff and black balloons. Yesterday somebody mentioned me turning 30 and I said no I'm turning 29, and I saw them all scrambling to try to figure out what to do w/ all the 30 shit they bought. They ended up putting it all up anyway. It's pretty funny, I have black balloons and over the hill streamers all around my desk. And that thing behind me is a giant blowup vulture sitting on a gravestone that says "Over the Hill". The purpose of the pic is to show off the awesome braided hairdo the sista at work gave me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by narwhal
    Whit seriously looks completely different in every photo...
    Yeah, I was going to say that too. Happy over the hill ZBR........
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    Damn they went all out.
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    Hahaha, Whit you are such a picture whore!

    Happy Birthday you old douche

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    happy birthday douche.

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    happy birthday....douche.
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    That's crazy. I just turned 30 on 2/28. Savor this last year bud.
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    happy birthday...douche

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    Haha, I got an upcoming birthday notice on MySpace. Should have known you'd already have made a thread for yourself... but, Happy Birthday.
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    well I actually didn't mean for it to be a birthday thread, I just thought it was a good successor to gamerdouche. Or at least another douchey pic to add to the ever-growing collection.

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    Ahh, tan slacks, modular desk setup in a cube - the glory days of office life

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    so that is where magical posts are born.

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    I thought 40 was when the over the hill shit started?

    Anyway......happy bday.
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    Happy Birthday you big Douche!



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    Sexy time!

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    hahahahaha yeah BART, I'd estimate about 2/3 of them

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    well i AM turning 30 this year.

    i told myself i was going to be in the best shape of my life. two months to go, i better get started.

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    are you joking me? B/c I have always said I'd be in the best shape of my life at 30.

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    Not trying to bandwagon, but I said the same. Hence the reason I'm jumpin on the p90x program then switching over to your fitness site Whit.
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    If only the picture had been a little clearer and less grainy it could be amazingly photoshop worthy.

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    Bonus points for the word "slacks" DT.

    Happy birthday mr. zibbs.
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrillhouse
    Not trying to bandwagon, but I said the same. Hence the reason I'm jumpin on the p90x program then switching over to your fitness site Whit.
    Yeah that's a good idea. Just pick up as much knowledge as you can from those programs so that you can make up your own workouts based on what you need to train. That's what I do these days, I've built up a "library" of so many exercises that I can vary it constantly, it gives great results and it's fun to make up new ones and see what works and what doesn't. As of right now I'm not quite in my best shape ever but I'm pretty close. I just need to keep it up for the next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnipGnop
    Bonus points for the word "slacks" DT.

    Happy birthday mr. zibbs.
    Hahaha, yeah, I was kind of chuckling when I wrote that - the MIL calls pants 'slacks' and shirts 'jerseys'.

    I'm always like wut? I'm not going out to play football??

    The greatest thing was when we were headed up to the old city and I had on jeans and flops and a white shirt - I'm talking like a plain-ish TommyB , not tucked, and she said "OMG, DT is all dressed up I need to go change", ahahahah, white shirt = dressed up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BART
    so that is where magical posts are born.

    The magic is gone.
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BART
    so that is where magical posts are born.
    No kidding. I always pictured it looking more like an army base.

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    hahaha +rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by DT
    Hahaha, yeah, I was kind of chuckling when I wrote that - the MIL calls pants 'slacks' and shirts 'jerseys'.

    I'm always like wut? I'm not going out to play football??

    The greatest thing was when we were headed up to the old city and I had on jeans and flops and a white shirt - I'm talking like a plain-ish TommyB , not tucked, and she said "OMG, DT is all dressed up I need to go change", ahahahah, white shirt = dressed up!


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    hahaha tommyB

    really DT. REALLY?

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    ^double call out
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    happy birthday zbr
    meatball sub from subway on honey oat bread, pepperjack cheese, toasted, all vegetable (not too many cucumbers and onions), chipotle southwest sauce, honey mustard, sweet onion, that vinaigrette stuff for vegetables they have and top it off with their spices <--- heaven on earth

 

 

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