found out my ex girlfriend got date raped by a fat guy

[Mapdash]

title says it all.

[GnipGnop]

Was it this guy?

[lil chuck]

she deserved it...

[Joey M.]

Please make fun of rape so Dale can feel better.

[Mapdash]

Please make fun of rape so Dale can feel better.

frack Joey!!! That was my next line.

I was going to go with:

Please make fun of Fat rape to make me feel better. haha

[Mapdash]

Was it this guy?

no.

[zeus]

well she had it coming, she was wearing edible underwear

[Mapdash]

Well i got more of the story from her roommate. She hit up the buffet with this guy and then they started going at it. It got hot and heavy, well just heavy, and then she said no no no! He was lying on top of her and she couldnt move. She finally got up and ran in the bathroom. He lied there.....yelling... waving his little stubby arms........and then fell asleep.

She was lucky.

[Colon]

She talks dirty during sex: "Get off of me you disgusting fat piece of shit!"

[Joey M.]

Well i got more of the story from her roommate. She hit up the buffet with this guy and then they started going at it. It got hot and heavy, well just heavy, and then she said no no no! He was lying on top of her and she couldnt move. She finally got up and ran in the bathroom. He lied there.....yelling... waving his little stubby arms........and then fell asleep.

She was lucky.

I feel for yah. My ex isn't in a chubby chaser yet, but that's all she talks about doing in a year when she goes off. In fact, I've been hearing so many rumors of her fracking 7 or 8 different fatties since we broke up 8 months ago. We were both each other's firsts. But she is with a different guy all the time. People say that it's not my problem or business, but I don't care. I dated her for 2 years, I will obviously still think about her and wonder if she's alright. But I hear that she's been sluttin' it up at Hometown and Country Kitchen Buffet. Its no good. Makes you feel like shit even if you don't "love" her anymore. My ex used to be so awesome. So smart. So attractive in every category. Come to find out, she told me straight up last night that she loves chicken-guzzling mouth breathers more than me. 2 years and she wasn't in love? She was bragging to a mutual friend that she made me buy her all these expensive gifts just so she could feed them to her fatty new friends when we broke up. Like she was just straight up using me from day one. Shit's terrible. If that wasn't bad enough, the whole sleeping around thing really got me. She is setting herself up for quite a time in her future. Karma will definitely pay though; one of those fatties will squish her.

[DT]

Joey you bitch - if you were a real man you'd start ordering a daily pizza with DOUBLE cheese, and lay off the grilled woman food. Vegatables? Low fat? Working out? Deep fried = macho.

I want to hear about 30% body fat so you can get your woman back.

[Mapdash]

She isnt even going to tell her parents. I think she is emarassed....ya know....because he is a fat ass. I feel bad for her.

[Joey M.]

Joey you bitch - if you were a real man you'd start ordering a daily pizza with DOUBLE cheese, and lay off the grilled woman food. Vegatables? Low fat? Working out? Deep fried = macho.

I want to hear about 30% body fat so you can get your woman back.

DT, the whole "macho" stigma and the "real man" stuff is bullshit. I don't think it's bad if you eat Kashi cereal and Luna bars. I mean, men in this country are already one romantic comedy away from turning into giant menstruating pussies, so why not just go with it, right?

When people project a masculine image, I back down and blog about it because there's usually a 100% chance that person could kick my ass.

[Mapdash]

ewwww you gotta love the controversial parody thread.......its always good for a couple negs. Bunch of babies.

If you cant joke about date rape.....what can you joke about???

[Icej]

Epic

[LAXitives288]

If you cant joke about date rape.....what can you joke about???

Thank you for this.

[GnipGnop]

This is one of the best threads I've ever read.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

haha def helps take away from the suckiness of the situation.

[Mapdash]

haha def helps take away from the suckiness of the situation.

That a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GnipGnop]

I would like to know the thought process that goes into Sealice's avatar selection.

[Walruz996]

Hahaha, so great.

[DT]

I would like to know the thought process that goes into Sealice's avatar selection.

Hahaha, at first glance I was like "Who the f*** is that?"

I [partially] wrote an avatar randomizer - makes me want to finish it and give it a try.

[GnipGnop]

Hahaha, at first glance I was like "Who the f*** is that?"

I [partially] wrote an avatar randomizer - makes me want to finish it and give it a try.

Where would it draw the images from?

[DT]

Remove server/service (since you can use a URL for your avatar).

[DT]

BTW, I thought Dale said "Rapped by a fat guy..."

i.e.







Though raped probably works in that context too...

[Mapdash]

Hahaha, at first glance I was like "Who the f*** is that?"

I [partially] wrote an avatar randomizer - makes me want to finish it and give it a try.

Baby steps, DT. Lets start with not shitting your pants for a day.....then go from there.

[DT]

Ahhahahah! I LOL'ed IRL!!

Woman: "What's so funny?!"

[GnipGnop]

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time. I just spit Kashi and rice milk all over my halved pink grapefruit.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

its a penguin i love them.

[Kude]

oh hai

[jesse]

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time. I just spit Kashi and rice milk all over my halved pink grapefruit.

canadians....

[Walruz996]

I bet that milk came from a bag too.

[GnipGnop]

canadians....

[sealice aka lone ranger]

dale i dont need your rep, im just glade to see someone breaking the tension. i appriciate it