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    Default Oral presentation - help needed!

    So I am suposed to perform a oral presentation for my English lesson about a problem related to the English speaking countries. I have no idea for a topic.
    The whole presentation should take about 5 minutes so the subject should be rather narrow
    Do you have any ideas?

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    use a hotdog

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    edit: practice makes perfect

    Last edited by "Skeet"; 02-08-2009 at 05:29 PM.

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    Don't neglect the balls.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    try not to gag
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    ignore the smell.

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    Come on, clearly "Neglecting the Balls" is the biggest problem related to the English speaking countries. Don't confuse him with less awesome topics.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    this thread is full of win

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    less hand, more tongue
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    no teeth, and the occasional deep throat is good.

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    reaching around a putting a little finger up the butt is highly acceptable in English speaking countries.
    UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA 2010

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    A problem related to english speaking countries is that you titled your thread with the word "oral" and then proceeded to use the word "narrow" and proceeded to expect serious help with your dilemma.
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    and only five minutes? weak.
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    dont give eye contact, unless you want to marry them, focus on the main objective. looking the partner in the eye will get awkward and you will no have a good presentation

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    If there's no time to get naked, don't worry about it. Sure it might help if you're hot enough and really need to keep it within 5 minutes, but you're worse off in the long run if you keep him waiting.
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    if you want it to keep going after there done, tuck the sack up and go in for the rim job.

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    Holy F**king Shit. I just want to give a giant cluster rep.









































    ...and special attention to the balls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeus
    dont give eye contact, unless you want to marry them, focus on the main objective. looking the partner in the eye will get awkward and you will no have a good presentation
    Oh you are soo wrong on that one.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Let him smack ya in the face with it

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    haha thanks for advice! I will use them and for sure will get the highest grade! anyway if you have any other suggestions beside avoiding balls, I will be grateful

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    woah, never avoid the balls

 

 

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