Talent Thread!

**scskimmin** · 02-03-2009, 09:05 PM

i just came up with a great idea. since every one is hating on my rap thread, i decided to make a thread where you post your talents other than skimboarding. a positive thread.=)

personally i sing and play guitar in a band, pretty good at snowboarding ( i can do 360's if that is considered good), i start on varsity volleyball, i play expert guitar hero,i'm pretty gnarly at pogosticking, and i got a 4.0 this semester. bank

let hear yours.

**Khoi** · 02-03-2009, 09:07 PM

I bet my dad can beat up your dad

**SskimC** · 02-03-2009, 09:15 PM

i bet my butched out mom can frack your dad up.

**alexM.** · 02-03-2009, 09:18 PM

hahahaha

**harshgnar** · 02-03-2009, 09:19 PM

I bet my dog can frack up your butched out mom.

**LAXitives288** · 02-03-2009, 09:19 PM

frack dog
Sell mother
Eat Father
Profit?

**alexM.** · 02-03-2009, 09:22 PM

*fixed.

frack dog
sell mother
eat father
............
...........
profit.

**LAXitives288** · 02-03-2009, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by alexM.

Originally Posted by LAXitives288

frack dog
sell mother
eat father
............
...........
profit.

Fixed

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by scskimmin

i just came up with a great idea. since every one is hating on my rap thread, i decided to make a thread where you post your talents other than skimboarding. a positive thread.=)

personally i sing and play guitar in a band, pretty good at snowboarding ( i can do 360's if that is considered good), i start on varsity volleyball, i play expert guitar hero,i'm pretty gnarly at pogosticking, and i got a 4.0 this semester. bank

let hear yours.

sounds like your feelings are hurt from your rapping days, so you want to show people on here your not full of fail.

this is how i read your post

scskimmin: "personally i wish i was on american idol and i play on SOMB cuz im lonely, i pretty good at snowboarding ( i can do 360's if that is considered good), i start on varsity colorgaurd, i masterbate alot so im good with my fingers,i'm pretty gnarly on a blackdick, and i got 4.0 STDs from dudes this semester. bank on that"

**SskimC** · 02-03-2009, 09:55 PM

you tell us how to find the wall, and now this?
:[

**dkenn75** · 02-03-2009, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by SskimC

you tell us how to find the wall, and now this?
:[

hahahaha. yeah derek, asshole!

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 10:00 PM

im at work, im bored and im pissed cuz the skim sucks, please ignor me.

but on a more positive note, i can play otl!

**SskimC** · 02-03-2009, 10:01 PM

i can jack off and put my pinky in my ass at the same time.
extremely long fingers :]

**Derek Makekau** · 02-03-2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by SskimC

i can jack off and put my pinky in my ass at the same time.
extremely long fingers :]

or an extremely short dick.

**SskimC** · 02-03-2009, 10:04 PM

i was thinking about that when i wrote it.
you are a tricky one.

and yes.

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by SskimC

i can jack off and put my pinky in my ass at the same time.
extremely long fingers :]

now this thread is getting somewhere!

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 10:10 PM

btw darren i got adobe cs3 corp. masters edition for my laptop ;O!!!!

thats a talent

**Derek Makekau** · 02-03-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by SskimC

i was thinking about that when i wrote it.
you are a tricky one.

and yes.

hahahaha....

i seriously can't take threads like this. anyone who can just list what they're the shit at on the spot is way more egotistical than me.

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by 4evrskm::Derek

hahahaha....

i seriously can't take threads like this. anyone who can just list what they're the shit at on the spot is way more egotistical than me.

you have the power....

/thread

**Derek Makekau** · 02-03-2009, 10:16 PM

haha when i start abusing my power i get too much shit from peluso.

sometimes it's still worth it though...

**dkenn75** · 02-03-2009, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by DizzleTrizzleMyNizzlefizz

im at work, im bored and im pissed cuz the skim sucks, please ignor me.

but on a more positive note, i can play otl!

i beg to differ

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by dkenn75

i beg to differ

2ft marine glass still sucks in my book dar-face!
i heard wave house is barrelign thou
edit: why do i have to edit everything i post

**dkenn75** · 02-03-2009, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by DizzleTrizzleMyNizzlefizz

2ft marine glass still sucks im by book dar-face!
i heard wave house is barrelign thou

snooze you looze

**The Dtrick** · 02-03-2009, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by dkenn75

snooze you looze

the more small days i skip the faster FAB will get here

**Thrillhouse** · 02-04-2009, 07:37 AM

I'm the best pooper this side of the Mississippi.

**SteveTaylor** · 02-04-2009, 08:02 AM

**Mapdash** · 02-04-2009, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by scskimmin

let hear yours.

I can fit my entire penis and scrotum inside of Robs Mom's a-hole.

This all occurs whilst she is sipping a gin and tonic. Never spills a drop. <3

**ZapBulletRider** · 02-04-2009, 08:38 AM

I would say that's her talent, not yours. But that's definitely not her only talent.

**Mapdash** · 02-04-2009, 08:44 AM

Dude dont discount my efforts. It takes some extreme maneuvering... all the while avoiding making direct eye contact. (which she hates)

**ZapBulletRider** · 02-04-2009, 08:45 AM

please, it's not like it's hard to fit objects in her ass. You could probably get both arms in there as well.

**Mapdash** · 02-04-2009, 08:55 AM

Did she tell you that!? Fckn bitch.

Me (with both arms in her ass): You better not tell anybody about this...
Her: STFU and keep flexing....eww....awww.

**scskimmin** · 02-04-2009, 05:43 PM

ya i wasnt planning on this being a look at me thread, but i can see how you guys saw it like that. w/e, i dont really care what people think of me on somb. i did have an intense skim sesh today. cragy wedgers