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  1. 01-29-2009, 01:12 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUM_RUNNER
    I'd still hit it. But Im a chubby chaser so she is only getting hotter.
    errrr...
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    I've never liked her. I dont' know what it is.
    second. i never have either.
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    ...well at least britney is coming back, kinda...
    meatball sub from subway on honey oat bread, pepperjack cheese, toasted, all vegetable (not too many cucumbers and onions), chipotle southwest sauce, honey mustard, sweet onion, that vinaigrette stuff for vegetables they have and top it off with their spices <--- heaven on earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice
    the darker the skin, the deeper the roots?
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    Hahaha those pants are fracking ridiculous. And about that sloppy titty comment... Im sure they still look nice with my dick in between them.
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    Damn that first picture looks way too real
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    Quote Originally Posted by mapdash
    i still cant get over the jeans......i mean my god.......wtf?
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  9. 01-29-2009, 03:07 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by omi one
    I like my women how I like my coffee...black and bitter...er something
    dont we all
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    put down the fork
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    Quote Originally Posted by BART
    haha that was amazing
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    her sister, ashlee, was crying to media that she hasnt gained weight.. or something

    i'd hit it for the time being..
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    my mom was watching E and i walked in and heard jessica simpson and her mom pants went out this past _. i started dying
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    Quote Originally Posted by iLoveCupNoodles
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    LOL at Jessica Simpson's gunt. She was always overrated but now she's fracking chubs as hell. Nothing worse then a middle-aged white bitch who's borderline retarded and thinks mom jeans hide a fupa. Step out the limelight and into a minivan... next.
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    oh jessica
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    we hardly knew ye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash
    BEHEMETH!
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  19. 01-29-2009, 08:33 PM #54
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    i never though she was hot
    damn infractions
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    Quote Originally Posted by GnarKill1029
    i'm gay
    we know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by omi one
    I like my women how I like my coffee...
    Chopped up and in the freezer?
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    ammy, nobody lold the first time. your joke is weak. asshat.
    damn infractions
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    I will take recovering Britney over plunging Jessica!


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    no way. i dont want anything to do with britney. i mean i'd sure as hell bang her. if you can h onestly say you wouldnt bang a decent celeb youre gay or mental.

    but jessica>britney and im sure in a few months jessica will be back to her normal figure. this paparazzi celebrity shit is all a big fluke to me

    p.s. ammy i liked your joke. its ok.
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    oh my bad bro, you're fap fap fap fap location is super funny. i lol every time at it.
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    OH MY GOD !
    Guess she's eaten too much KFC...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4evrskm::Derek
    the gf bought one of those US Weekly or whatever celeb gossip mags a few months back and there was a thing about how jessica eats whatever she wants and just "does an extra hour on the treadmill".

    bwahahahahaahah
    I think the treadmill broke
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    sweet, now she's in my league.
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    the first picture i was thinking "ok, i like where this is going"
    boy was i wrong
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