Ummm......wtf

[Mapdash]

then:






now:



and it is not chopped.

[zeus]

so she borrowed robs moms pants?

[Colin Tracy]

shit. i was unaware of this. cant say im happy

[Mapdash]

ahahaha......seriously. Can you imagine her stylist:

Hmmmmm..ok...well we are not going to go with the shorts...or skirt....ummmm......CAN SOMEBODY RUN TO WALMART AND GET ME SOME OF THOSE OLD LADY JEANS?!

[zeus]

and then shamwow vinces little brother "the kind with your entire stomach smothered by jean that women think hides their gut?"

[zeus]

and this has ruined my obsession with jessica simpson ive had since newly weds when i was in fourth grade

[Mapdash]

if that doesnt work just tighten two leopard skin belts. There not even in the god dam belt loops.

[Mapdash]

and this has ruined my obsession with jessica simpson ive had since newly weds when i was in fourth grade

i have wanted to bang her numerous times as well......now.....not so much.

[zeus]

yea back in fourth grade i just wanted to have her screen name, then it evolved to wanted to eat things out of her asshole

[Mapdash]

now you could eat like a whole chicken out of her asshole.

[Ammy]

thats what you get for not knowing what you're eating.

[Mapdash]

chickens in ur asshole?

[lil chuck]

ahahahah

[zeus]

chicken of the sea?

[Mapdash]

i still cant get over how bad she looks. I mean from wicked hot to so horrible in like a month.

[zeus]

i cant even imagine now, that pouch that now hangs over that once beautiful( i imagine) vagin.

[Derek Makekau]

the gf bought one of those US Weekly or whatever celeb gossip mags a few months back and there was a thing about how jessica eats whatever she wants and just "does an extra hour on the treadmill".

bwahahahahaahah

[Black]

Hopefully she's pregs. Or hopefully she gets pregs really quick to justify this to the magazines.

[Mapdash]

the gf bought one of those US Weekly or whatever celeb gossip mags a few months back and there was a thing about how jessica eats whatever she wants and just "does an extra hour on the treadmill".

bwahahahahaahah

hahaha......so your gf ^that pic.

[dan.nj]

You know what? Im gonna say it... Id still hit it. But jesus christ what has happened to her? At least her tits are going to be even bigger? (as if that justifies anything)

[Ammy]

it doesn't. she fracked herself over by having amazingly large and perfect tits, meaning that getting bigger would blow the proportion and decrease their value.

[Mapdash]

it doesn't. she fracked herself over by having amazingly large and perfect tits, meaning that getting bigger would blow the proportion and decrease their value.

i agree. her tits when she 'dukes of hazzard' hot were good. Keep in mind she was like super lean then. At her average weight they are probably a bit sloppy......and now they would be a fckn mess.

[omi one]

[ZapBulletRider]

I saw that pic from that concert in the funny picture thread (where she's "holding" the sub), but I didn't know that was her. I saw it on Extra last night and was floored. Oops I mean somebody told me about it.

[Luff]

wow.

[Kude]

*Shakes his head in shame*

[Colon]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', if you know what I mean.

[ZapBulletRider]

the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

[omi one]

I like my women how I like my coffee...Strong and light...er something

[Mapdash]

i still cant get over the jeans......i mean my god.......wtf?

[MDskimmerMAtt]

this now ends the jessica simpson obsession as well. Back in the day on newlyweds when i was young i wanted to see her naked. And then Dukes of hazzard came out and the swimsuit scenes yea, they were awesome.

[Luff]

and two belts? really? are they there to hold the belly in?

[ZapBulletRider]

I've never liked her. I dont' know what it is.

[Ammy]

you're gay? only possible conclusion.

[RUM_RUNNER]

I'd still hit it. But Im a chubby chaser so she is only getting hotter.