I want to do a dolphin

[Brownisattva]

http://everything2.com/e2node/vaginal%2520maze

In fact, as a test of intelligence and dexterity, the interiors of female dolphins' vaginas became increasingly complex. The spermicidal nature of enzymes on the surface of the vaginal canal made it necessary for a male dolphin to navigate his penis through the entire length of the increasingly complex vaginal mazes, allowing himself to ejaculate only in the chamber adjacent to the cervix, the muscular ring that seperates the uterus from the vagina. Thus, only males capable of passing the test of the vaginal maze can impregnate female dolphins and produce progeny.

OMG a dolphins vag is the most complex vag on earth...fracking holy grail of vag's. This makes Seaworld look like a fracking brothel and Animal Planet look like the Spice Chanel. Next time I see one of those bitches out in the ocean I'm stuffing it.

[ZapBulletRider]

your dick isn't long enough to "navigate through the entire length of the increasingly complex vaginal mazes"

[Mapdash]

Whatever dude......you're sterile from the cleanse.

[Mapdash]

ahahahaa.......zbra......samesies.

[Chrith]

i bet dolphins would love my spaghetti dick

[Brownisattva]

Whatever dude......you're sterile from the cleanse.

Sterile is a good thing I don't want any little man-dolphins running around...

[ZapBulletRider]

[Pat-Juh]

http://everything2.com/e2node/vaginal%2520maze



OMG a dolphins vag is the most complex vag on earth...fracking holy grail of vag's. This makes Seaworld look like a fracking brothel and Animal Planet look like the Spice Chanel. Next time I see one of those bitches out in the ocean I'm stuffing it.

Can you even "navigate" into a regular one or is the restraining order been put in affect before then already?

[Colon]

My new dream threesome.

["Skeet"]

Sterile is a good thing I don't want any little man-dolphins running around...

please god.... no

[DrD]

[Andy Schaaf]

hahahahaha

[Colon]

http://everything2.com/e2node/vaginal%2520maze



OMG a dolphins vag is the most complex vag on earth...fracking holy grail of vag's. This makes Seaworld look like a fracking brothel and Animal Planet look like the Spice Chanel. Next time I see one of those bitches out in the ocean I'm stuffing it.

Yeah I actually clicked the link. Fraud!

The above paragraph is entirely false. It is a deception, but an entertaining one. It is also a warning of the capacity that one with a certain degree of technical knowledge has to deceive others. Be wary and always think about what is told to you. Gullibility makes evolutionary sense in children, who cannot learn all the hard lessons of life for themselves, but not in adults who can fall prey to hoodwinking. Incidentally, while vaginal mazes are a construct of my perverse imagination, male dolphins DO have prehensile penises. It was, in fact, that interesting anatomical tidbit that fostered the entire idea of a vaginal maze.

[Brownisattva]

Yeah I actually clicked the link. Fraud!

HAHAHAHA...should have kept reading....hahahahaha...Owned!

["Skeet"]

The above paragraph is entirely false. It is a deception, but an entertaining one.

hahahahahhahaha

[ZapBulletRider]

so.... no 36 chambers?

[Brownisattva]

so.... no 36 chambers?

Yeah I guess I will have to settle for your mom's 2 chambers...

[Richard]

makes me think of :

[ZapBulletRider]

oh man that was an epic discussion. That mermaid is total JB too.

[Richard]

i can have that discussion for days though, it's fckn epic

[Colon]

I missed that one. Without the pic for context I would say legs but seeing the pics I would take conversation, bj's, tj's and hj's over vag fish/head. No contest.

["Skeet"]

not sure if you'll get a great tj out of that girl

[lil chuck]

why not?

["Skeet"]

they're quite small

[LAXitives288]

I'll bet she gives great tail jobs

[ZapBulletRider]

I missed that one. Without the pic for context I would say legs but seeing the pics I would take conversation, bj's, tj's and hj's over vag fish/head. No contest.

http://209.200.225.217/forum/showthr...=15297&page=74

enjoy, it goes on for a few pages and there are some gems (starts at the bottom of the page)

[DT]

Hahaha, the man-dolphin is so goddamn disturbing.

[polska]

You could still get an awesome fish bj AND some vagina from the fish head.

[$ilky $kim]

Oh God, I'm forced to post this. Don't read it though.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

[Luff]

if anyone could get a boner with a big ass smelly fish head all up in yo grill, i commend you.

with that said, i take the mermaid, not the...fish with legs.

[Chrith]

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. jesus dolphins are needy bitches

[LAXitives288]

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. jesus dolphins are needy bitches

You can't just say it, you have to mean it. they have esp.