Ever notice the gay commentary the announcers give? I was watching it this morning and couldn't help but laugh to see what the dumbasses would say next. This is just past and present quotes from what I remember on SportsCenter and other ESPN shows. For ex:
Chris berman- "He caught that like a cold.."
Chris berman- "Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!"
Chris berman- "day light come, and you gotta Delhomme"
Stuart Scott- "As cool as the other side of the pillow..."
Stuart Scott- "Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good"
Stuart Scott- "He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school"
Stuart Scott- "He's got his PhD, a Playa Hatin' Degree"
Kenny Mayne- "That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!"
John Anderson- "He gave up the cigarettes, but he's still smokin"
Feel free to add but I thought this was hilarious.