Sex or Food...
You can't have both!
1. Have the best mind blowing sex for the rest of your life and never get to eat your favorite foods again
2. Eat nothing but your favorite foods and have the worst sex of your life
Edit: When I say sex I mean any form of sex whether is be a bj or a hj. By worst meaning it's so bad...you can't even get off or enjoy it.
Last edited by txsandskimmer77; 07-02-2008 at 11:40 AM.
I'd compromise, find me a hot hoe thats a good cook and have her make me some food, then get it real freaky naughty
but how do you have a choice TX, women don't have penises....fodd is your only option.
haha trust me you don't need a penis in order to have the best sex that will blow your mind.Originally Posted by Conrad923
also keep in mind, she may be a great cook but you can't have her cook your favorite foods bc it will be against her ability to make them.
haha trust me you don't need a penis in order to have the best sex that will blow your mind
uhhhh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex
Biology disagrees with you...
The problem here is it's 99% guys on this MB.
So this question doesn't even relate to us...for guys there's no good or bad sex. As long as we get some jay-jay and bust a nut we don't give a shit.
I take back the no good or bad...sure there's the girls that are like dead fish and then there's the freak, but the point is...if we're getting some it's all good.
Team Wookie
Live every week...like it's shark week.
well done cabo wabo well done
if i give up my favorite foods it just means i'll have new favorite foods. and there's so much great food out there i don't even know i like yet that i could stumble upon after i give up my favorite foods. your options aren't very well thought out.
So sex is pretty much meaningless to all you guys?
define:meaningless
Ok like this comment for instance:"So this question doesn't even relate to us...for guys there's no good or bad sex. As long as we get some jay-jay and bust a nut we don't give a shit.
I take back the no good or bad...sure there's the girls that are like dead fish and then there's the freak, but the point is...if we're getting some it's all good."
So from that I gather its just all about the sex with no feelings behind it or anything...meaningless...like one night stands.
what i got from what he said was that bad sex is still good. that's all. all this analysis is uneccessary.
lol man guys are bad
tx, you are a fracking NARB.
who the frack needs food?
what is this i dont even
Tx, we've seen your pics you've obviously chosen the food more then the sex.
um post a picture up? I feel left out
and a narb for the unknowing: No apparent reason boner.
sick burn
how does that make us bad? im not saying there's no feeling in sex ever, just that your analysis has nothing to do with what he was saying. maybe you'll understand it this way: if we were talking about icecream, cabo was saying there are no bad hagen dazs flavors.
What the frack.
Robs
Skim Invasion - Director of Operations
imagine a 200 pound harry potter. with wrinkles. and a death trap.um post a picture up? I feel left out
and a narb for the unknowing: No apparent reason boner.
this is gross, tx talking about this is just weird.
Jabba the Hut should not be having sex.
wow.
maybe she wants us to believe she has sex....?
haha cant say much bc I know a lot of girls who would give up food in a heart beat to have the best sex they ever had.
post something cool txskimmer.
i want to see if it's possible.
Ohhh Emm Geee.
That was good. Rare pos rep for you.
Purple Snakes
Unlike you, I do not just sleep with anyone. Not everyone is a horny sexually frustrated prebubesent teenager such as yourself.
I have before but it's been awhile. I will see what I can do!
Is my screen broken or did i just read you actually had sex before, TX?
No I have but only with whoever I was dating at the time, and yes that includes the worst sex I ever had with a boyfriend
You guys are morons... As long as I get to bust a nut (granted the sex is decent enough for that) Im fine with that. Then I get to eat all my delicious food afterwards.
plus I dont like agreeing with Tx.
are we talking about scissoring here or double ended dildo's?No I have but only with whoever I was dating at the time, and yes that includes the worst sex I ever had with a boyfriend
Neither actually!
keep telling yourself the only reason you dont get any is because you have "standards" aka too fat and ugly to get laid. am i in the ballpark? of course not, and i can expect a thoughtless simple remark about me being a guy and being young and horny and how i could never really pleasure a woman. wait newsflash girls love dick, it was kind of designed to work that way. Kind of hard to give that deep penetration (insert lame attempt at penis length joke) when your scisoring. fortunetly they have stores where you can buy Thors Fist of Fury (also available in a strap on model) although your fingers are pretty thick and sausage like you could probably simulate the feeling of an 11 year old with a hard on (insert joke number two about my penis length) then again you can always just suck it up and admit the fact that homosexual intercourse is no were near as satifying or sexualy pleasing as that of heterosexuals.
ps, not only do i have a dick, but a tounge too.
damn dude that was kinda harsh....
back on topic - good food and sex stimulate the same part of your brain, i picked food because if the food is really good i could eat it while have crappy sex and balance it out
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