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    Default If I had a nickle for everytime a peniscopter interrupted one of my speeches,

    I wouldn't have one nickle.

    But this guy would. God would I love to see this happen to Bush.

    http://www.sharenator.com/vid/347/

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    Hahahahaha, that was so awesome.
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    the great thing about a remote control helicopter penis is that you can fly it in from a few hundred yards away.

    do you think the secret service scans for and blocks RC frequencies?

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    the best part is it seems like he recovered beautifully, and completely captivates the audience.
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    now that i think about it, exactly. if a peniscopter doesn't completely ruin your presentation, you're pretty much a badass.

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    haha that or they simply shot the guy piloting the thing and everyone is nervous as frack not to laugh and applaud.
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    lol at komrade kong knocking the copter from the sky.

    If the SS doesn't jam RC signals, they will after they see this.

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    i'd think there isn't much the secret service doesn't cover. but you never know...i mean they forgot to close down grassy knolls and book depositories.
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    hahahaha thats hella funny.
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    did it go soi soi soi soi soi soi?


    seriously though that couldve easily been a bomb and then game over
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    lol idk how you couldn't laugh a bit if it was a bomb like, it's a flying penis. come on.

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    yea but dying by peniscopter bomb is pretty low on the list of how I would want to go out.
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    rather than the whole thing blowing up it would be preferable if it shot miniature hellpenis missiles IMO

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    it looks like something purchaseable at spencers
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    Quote Originally Posted by BART
    rather than the whole thing blowing up it would be preferable if it shot miniature hellpenis missiles IMO
    white gooey ones.

    I've sat through many a meeting/speech and I can think of very few in which the peniscopter would not be a welcome addition.

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    hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    yea but dying by peniscopter bomb is pretty low on the list of how I would want to go out.
    Die having a threesome on your 100th birthday.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    I want to die yelling something along the lines of:

    "if I am wrong, may God strike me down now"

    I already told my family that in my will its going to state that my body will be hung like a marionette from the rafters and I have a prerecorded speech of me blaming someone in the funeral crowd for my death. When I mention the person's name they are to point my corpse hand at that person. Most epic funeral ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colon
    lol at komrade kong knocking the copter from the sky.

    If the SS doesn't jam RC signals, they will after they see this.
    haha i know right? guys got hops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    I want to die yelling something along the lines of:

    "if I am wrong, may God strike me down now"

    I already told my family that in my will its going to state that my body will be hung like a marionette from the rafters and I have a prerecorded speech of me blaming someone in the funeral crowd for my death. When I mention the person's name they are to point my corpse hand at that person. Most epic funeral ever.
    hahahahahahaaha....i'd better be invited to your funeral.
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    I plan to die defending my family from a pack of 3 cougars. Even if I don't die that way, I'm pretty sure my wife knows me well enough to know I'd want that on my tombstone. I just hope my parents don't try to interfere.

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    hahahah so great...

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    i wish i spoke russian

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    There are some Russians on the tennis forum I go on. I posted it there and asked for a translation. We'll see if I get the translation before they delete the thread and ban me, lol.

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    i had something similar planned for my funeral but afterwards like a select few of my closest relative/friends will have to go back and watch a corny pre-video taped VHS of me sending them all over the world on a treasure hunt for my possessions. when they reach each point they'll be another video leading them to treasure.

    thats how they'll decide who gets what.
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    I would send them on a whirlwind treasure hunt that will lead them back to their living rooms. Then i'd be like "watch the 6:00 news" and there'd be a story about a 45-lb turkey.

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    My friend's mom has peniscopter that can't fly. Some peniscopter I guess.
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    i couldnt have chosen a better still myself


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    haha i noticed the perfection of this pic too. it is a stunning photograph, and one can only hope it will be in the running for the pulitzer this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LMSkim
    My friend's mom has peniscopter that can't fly. Some peniscopter I guess.
    i can only think of a handful of reasons why his mom would own a non-flyable dongcopter and 95 percent of them are turning me on

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    yea but dying by peniscopter bomb is pretty low on the list of how I would want to go out.
    my new sig lol

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    such a better peniscopter
    hows my posting?
    Let me know 954 - 805-6715

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    lol +1

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    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan
    i couldnt have chosen a better still myself

    The dude in the red shirt looks like he took a fascial from the flying cock...
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