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    I am getting better at the multiplayer, but the teammates and hosts are still ridiculously stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    I am getting better at the multiplayer, but the teammates and hosts are still ridiculously stupid.
    Broken ass targeting system........
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    see I thought the same thing, but I figured out how to use it

    first off allowing auto-aim is the biggest pussy shit in the game. When its disallowed I have it down now, it finally clicked for me like 2 nights ago and I have been dominating ever since.
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    cover is bs and head shots are fracking random and dumb. Im sorry but if I come at you with full health and body armor and the carbine ad you are naked with a pistol you should die 9 times out of 10
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    the funny thing is literally about one week ago I told the same thing to Peluso but now I have a totally different perspective. Cover works but shooting from cover is difficult. Its not GOW thats for sure. But the headshots are not as random any more. I get them much more consistently and I know how to avoid them. I can usually end someone in 2 pistol shots now if they are in cover or still. If they are running its usually around 5 shots. I can frack up guys driving cars too, which is awesome. The body armor can be wiped completely off in 2 shots.
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    Yeah cars are very easy to light someone up in. Pretty much every shot you make works towards killing the fracker in one way or another.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    you play on the PS3 right?
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    Nope xbarx
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    i will totally pwnzorz you
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    probably im only rank three thanks to numerous auto aim matches and my disdain for the most overrated game in recent memory will probably prevent me from going much further

    the only thing I could probably give you a run for your money in is COD4
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    only because I have never played COD4 haha, give me a week and I would pwn

    Rank is totally irrelevant in GTA, its just money, I mean you can get 10 kills a game for 10,000 games and then you are the man rank wise, but you just played a ton of games. Auto aim is so weak, I dont understand why people in ranked games or Rockstar even allows auto aim to count as ranked. Plus those jackasses that will start a game 4v4 on the entire city map or one of the huge maps.

    Most overrated? I dont see that. The campaign is 5 star for sure, the multiplayer is solid, enjoyable, and fun.
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    it got 10's across the board. Single player is one of the weakest in the series. Nothing was added to it, only taken away and multiplayer has horrible match making, game options and shitty structure, and despite what you say I still feel the controls are too whacked for good multiplayer.

    Don't get me wrong it's a better than average game a solid "B" but definitely not the 10's across the board cock sucking that all the reviewers have been giving it.

    On a side note the company that I work for has been having a lot of issues with Rockstar legal as per releasing content onto the internet. I think that a lot of the reasoning behind the biased reveiwing has a lot to do with appeasing the guys over at rockstar so as not to get black listed. This definitely goes on in the industry I mean look at the whole Kane and Lynch review scandal at games spot. Combine that with ridiculous hype leading into the game an you get enormous pressure to be generous with your review.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    holy shit I dont think we could be more opposite

    I think its single player is easily the best of the series. The graphics, sound, dialogue, voice acting, story are all the best in the series in my opinion. The matchmaking system is weak but the game options are strong in fact they have too many and I think it dilutes the overall pool. The controls take a lot of adjusting to, and dont play at night when I do and the only hosts are from Australia or NZ. Its obvious its Rockstars first dabble into multiplayer and considering that its a really strong first start.

    I think it deserved a 9.5 out of 10.

    I didnt buy San Andreas and only rented it because I was disappointed with Vice City. I didnt beat GTA III and before this one I honestly felt like GTA II was the best of the series. So I was not a huge fan of this franchise before this game came out anyway. The other games got mad repetitive.
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    I want my fracking chainsaw back.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    haha the weapon variety was better in the other games though thats for sure; beating rich white folk with golf clubs was a lot of fun. The knife is shit now and you used to be able to baseball bat a car until it exploded.
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    i love going into the lobbies and choosing to boot the first person that talks, they usually go "wtf? who is trying to boot me?" and then you sometimes randomly get others to join you and its hilarious.
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    i agree about the weapons, i just want more melee options. bring back my Big purple dildo from Vice City

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    wasnt there a flamethrower? that would be great to have in multiplayer hahaha


    I would own you Razlet, i think I invited you once and you vagina'd out.
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    hells yea flamethrower would pwn

    it might have been my brother who got your invite haha. he probably would have been like "who the frack is UCDRaves? get fracked"

    im at my folks house for the week, but my brother is coming to visit tonight and is bringing the 360, so i will play you sometime soon. and yeh i know im gonna get owned, for me multiplayer is more about the lulz of being able to do whatever you want and just be a cunt in general.

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    hahaha that reminds me

    this fracking brit started a 20 minute game on the airport with no friendly fire and made it rocket launchers only. We kept telling him "switch the weapons" and he wouldnt do it, so when the game started we just blasted the hell out of him the whole 20 minutes and the thing is with no friendly fire only the fall hurts and the actual hit from the rocket does nothing. So i was blasting the guy and his body would fly all the way across the map and you would have to run and catch up and shoot him again before he got up. I ended up launching him out into the ocean and he died hahaha. It was by far the most lulz I got out of a game.
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    hahaha yeh ive managed to blast people on top of buildings, which results in lots of "WTF how do i get down" over the microphone haha

    but seriously, constantly popping everyones tires is so simple but satisfying.

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    dude some guys on my team rolled up to me and hit me with the car and then were like "come on man get in" so i stood up and fracking railed the car with the shotgun and it blew up killing both of them hahaha. I decided to frack up every car they tried to drive for the rest of the game, so I found the RPG and owned and shottied their cars over and over again. I had plenty of lulz but they werent happy. Lots of "fag" "pussy" "asshole" claims
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    GTA IV = Griefer's Paradise

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    nah man too many dumb wiggers that dont get anything of substance and still laugh at shit like "oh man you got smoked" "yea well I smoked your mom last night hahahaha" One guy last night was singing for the entire game "I want to hump your mum, do you know what its like to hump your mum, how much does it cost to hump your mum?" and nobody ever spoke in that game so he was just singing to himself the whole time and didnt care. The people on GTA are the dumbest of any people I have ever experienced on Xbox Live.
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    this is true.... but when you frack up the plans of people like that, it is the funniest thing ever, because they will threaten you and swear until the game is over haha

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    oh for sure, but there has to be a level of minimal intelligence for it to be fun because that dude that tried to justify RPG only game and got rocked the entire time was complaining so much it was great. But the other random wiggers will just quit or not get it that you are fracking with them. Peluso and I have had some great great times griefing kids in Halo 2, GOW, and Halo 3. I mean it was real bad some times to the point where I wasnt sure if we would ever hear from that kid again and then there would be news about some kid killing himself over video games. hahah one guy was asking Peluso for advice about how to start a career in the LA area after we smoked him so bad he was like "damn you guys have cool lives, how can I do that?" and he was dead serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    hahaha that reminds me

    this fracking brit started a 20 minute game on the airport with no friendly fire and made it rocket launchers only. We kept telling him "switch the weapons" and he wouldnt do it, so when the game started we just blasted the hell out of him the whole 20 minutes and the thing is with no friendly fire only the fall hurts and the actual hit from the rocket does nothing. So i was blasting the guy and his body would fly all the way across the map and you would have to run and catch up and shoot him again before he got up. I ended up launching him out into the ocean and he died hahaha. It was by far the most lulz I got out of a game.
    so YOU'RE the sonuvabitch who did that to me....
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    please, you know I have you blocked
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    haha o shit i've been promoted to blocked? SWEET.


    since i've really tried to play with you in the past months...duhh
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    since i was really being serious with you...duhh
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    hahaha i wouldnt know, i'm pretty sure peluso has me blocked...
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    haha the most fun I am having is going into either the GTA race or a co-op that involves the helicopter and as soon as they get into the helicopter I tell them in a real serious manner: "dude use the boost" and they usually go "what? how do I do that?" then you reply "just hit the Y button" then watch as they jump out of the helicopter or out of their car hahahaha. Its worked 3 times for me tonight and was hilarious every time. The helicopter one was particularly hilarious because it was a British kid who as he started the animation for jumping out of the helicopter at over 1k feet says "ooooh no!" and then dies.
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