I can't believe what a juror just said to me.

**Colon** · 03-21-2008, 10:25 AM

A lady I work with has been on jury duty the past few weeks. They are off today.

This is her exact quote: "I'm leaning toward the defense 'cause I watch CSI and the prosecutor ain't got none of that shit, you know what I'm sayin'."

**BART** · 03-21-2008, 10:26 AM

that lady is a crusader for justice

**ever** · 03-21-2008, 10:34 AM

I thought they weren't allowed to talk about it!

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 10:42 AM

Lol! Have you ever watch the movie Idoitcracy that lady should be on the sequel

**(S3)** · 03-21-2008, 10:50 AM

Two things stick out here.

First, this woman should NOT be discussing or sharing any information about the case with anybody. Period.

And secondly, shit Colin, don't you ever watch CSI? Shit is sooooooo real. Know what I'm sayin'?

**Icej** · 03-21-2008, 10:50 AM

This is actually happening a lot these days. People except Grissom to walk in there and lay out tons of evidence, but the truth is it doesn't work like that.

**DjMattyD** · 03-21-2008, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by skimAddict305

Lol! Have you ever watch the movie Idoitcracy that lady should be on the sequel

Were you in Ironicracy?

**Luff** · 03-21-2008, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Icej

This is actually happening a lot these days. People except Grissom to walk in there and lay out tons of evidence, but the truth is it doesn't work like that.

Sometimes I just imagine a world where everything was covered in semen. Hell, if the guy would have ejaculated on you, then hit you, we'd have a pretty good chance of catching him!

**GnipGnop** · 03-21-2008, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Let Fire Fall

Sometimes I just imagine a world where everything was covered in semen. Hell, if the guy would have ejaculated on you, then hit you, we'd have a pretty good chance of catching him!

I would have to imagine this from the semen's perspective. That's what CSI taught me.

**Blak_skimmer220** · 03-21-2008, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Let Fire Fall

Sometimes I just imagine a world where everything was covered in semen. Hell, if the guy would have ejaculated on you, then hit you, we'd have a pretty good chance of catching him!

hahahahahahahahahahh

fracking love that movie

**Icej** · 03-21-2008, 11:41 AM

"One guy, how are we supposed to catch one guy?

Originally Posted by Let Fire Fall

Sometimes I just imagine a world where everything was covered in semen. Hell, if the guy would have ejaculated on you, then hit you, we'd have a pretty good chance of catching him!

"But no, he just hit you"

**Colon** · 03-21-2008, 11:41 AM

I can't wait till the trial is over so I can hear her describe the painful logic she used to reach her conclusion. She's very nice but she is the definition of an airhead. I've known her for 7 years and she calls me 'Collins'.

I'm picturing a hung jury cause she's in deliberations saying, "But on CSI...."

I stopped her from talking any more about it. I had just asked her if it was criminal or civil.

**Icej** · 03-21-2008, 11:43 AM

Bring in a black light and tell her you are going to check her office later on.

**skimmer-x** · 03-21-2008, 11:46 AM

Proof most Americans are fracking retarded and should not be allowed to live.

**GnipGnop** · 03-21-2008, 11:51 AM

This is funny and sad.
#1 that this lady passed jury selection
#2 that she is drawing parallels between a highly stylized television show and reality
Seriously, what the frack is going on down there?

**Colon** · 03-21-2008, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Icej

Bring in a black light and tell her you are going to check her orifice later on.

Fixed and I will.

**(S3)** · 03-21-2008, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Colon

I'm picturing a hung jury

Maybe she is too.

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by DjMattyD

Were you in Ironicracy?

Explain yourself?

**GnipGnop** · 03-21-2008, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by skimAddict305

Explain yourself?

He's calling you an idiot basically.

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 01:05 PM

Then in that case he's being hypocritical.

**robsawyer** · 03-21-2008, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by (S3)

Two things stick out here.

First, this woman should NOT be discussing or sharing any information about the case with anybody. Period.

And secondly, shit Colin, don't you ever watch CSI? Shit is sooooooo real. Know what I'm sayin'?

awesome Sid

!

BTW- we are all judged by a jury of our peers... I guess if you consider the fools that weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty your peers. Seriously- I know its our civic duty- but the only people who are chosen either:
a) can't figure out how to get out of it
b) have nothing better to do
c) look at the $5/day as a pay raise.

**DjMattyD** · 03-21-2008, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by skimAddict305

Then in that case he's being hypocritical.

What, for calling you out on incorrectly spelling and mispronouncing of the movie "Idiocracy" ?

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 02:20 PM

Great! You’re an exceptional spell checker. Give this flammer a round of applause.

**DjMattyD** · 03-21-2008, 02:29 PM

What's a flammer?

http://www.flammer.com/

?

**Buhda-monk** · 03-21-2008, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Colon

A lady I work with has been on jury duty the past few weeks. They are off today.

This is her exact quote: "I'm leaning toward the defense 'cause I watch CSI and the prosecutor ain't got none of that shit, you know what I'm sayin'."

The ain't, double negative, and naw wud I'm sayn lead me to believe she might be of African American decent. No?

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 02:33 PM

I meant flamer...

**BART** · 03-21-2008, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Colon

I can't wait till the trial is over so I can hear her describe the painful logic she used to reach her conclusion. She's very nice but she is the definition of an airhead. I've known her for 7 years and she calls me 'Collins'.

I'm picturing a hung jury cause she's in deliberations saying, "But on CSI...."

I stopped her from talking any more about it. I had just asked her if it was criminal or civil.

ahhaah dude colin you are so funny

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by DjMattyD

What's a flammer?

http://www.flammer.com/

?

hahahaha...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flamer

**RavesIsBack** · 03-21-2008, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by DjMattyD

What, for calling you out on incorrectly spelling and mispronouncing of the movie "Idiocracy" ?

hahaha, I love when you come back with an intelligent insult to someone and they dont get it so call you out instead and look even more like an idiot.

"but but you are being hypocritical"
"no, I changed the letters in Idiocracy to spell Ironicracy like the word 'ironic' because that pretty much defines your post"
"well...you're gay"

**DjMattyD** · 03-21-2008, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by skimAddict305

hahahaha...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flamer

yeah thats great and all but you called me a "Flammer" not a "Flamer"

**DjMattyD** · 03-21-2008, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by RavesIsBack

hahaha, I love when you come back with an intelligent insult to someone and they dont get it so call you out instead and look even more like an idiot.

I do too. It appears to be continuing.

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by DjMattyD

yeah thats great and all but you called me a "Flammer" not a "Flamer"

I corrected myself. You're not quite the spell checker I thought you were.

**RavesIsBack** · 03-21-2008, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by robsawyer

awesome Sid

!

BTW- we are all judged by a jury of our peers... I guess if you consider the fools that weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty your peers. Seriously- I know its our civic duty- but the only people who are chosen either:
a) can't figure out how to get out of it
b) have nothing better to do
c) look at the $5/day as a pay raise.

yea the major problem with our legal system is in fact the jury by our peers. most people that unfortunately get held onto a jury hate the concept and would rather just find the thuggish looking guy guilty or the clean looking guy innocent and then go home. they have 0 vested interest in that individuals life and for the most part dont really care.

**RavesIsBack** · 03-21-2008, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by skimAddict305

I corrected myself. You're not quite the spell checker I thought you were.

you just need to stop before it gets even worse

**skimAddict305** · 03-21-2008, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by RavesIsBack

yea the major problem with our legal system is in fact the jury by our peers. most people that unfortunately get held onto a jury hate the concept and would rather just find the thuggish looking guy guilty or the clean looking guy innocent and then go home. they have 0 vested interest in that individuals life and for the most part dont really care.

I dont think you're suppose to conclude a decision on having interest on the person life, but on factual evidence.