where all da b!tch*s?

**Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!** · 07-19-2006, 05:19 PM

i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at? i wants to get me hands on a good one but alls i got is grizzly woman with some tats and bad teeth! post pics and / or comments. the WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign has officially begun.

**solvenTim** · 07-19-2006, 05:51 PM

you would have to come to florida, the best way to pick them up is to do spins in the sand, but you gotta be ridin a zap, they dont like kooks from newport who ride exiles.

**Blak_skimmer220** · 07-19-2006, 05:55 PM

fer shhore

**shiznit** · 07-19-2006, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!

i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at? i wants to get me hands on a good one but alls i got is grizzly woman with some tats and bad teeth! post pics and / or comments. the WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign has officially begun.

your a frackin kook

**dlux** · 07-19-2006, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by shiznit

your a frackin kook

aahahah

**MDskimmerMAtt** · 07-19-2006, 06:39 PM

HAHAHAHAHa

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 07:22 PM

is your avatar a picture of your vaginal hair??

**marcyman** · 07-19-2006, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!

i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at? i wants to get me hands on a good one but alls i got is grizzly woman with some tats and bad teeth! post pics and / or comments. the WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign has officially begun.

I know where one is, at your Mom's house.

**Flskimmer23** · 07-19-2006, 07:33 PM

der skimboardin on my dick

**Flskimmer23** · 07-19-2006, 07:34 PM

go to south beach, u wont be skimming waves, but u'll be gettin some nice ass

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!

i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at?.................

I don't really know where you can find dogs that skim but you could check your local humaine sociaty and see. as far as hot goes you could take them out for a walk around noon it should be hot enough by then for the dogs to get hot.

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 07:40 PM

can you give me an address or account number

id like to donate

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 07:41 PM

what are you donating?

**solvenTim** · 07-19-2006, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by SolvenCarlos

I don't really know where you can find dogs that skim but you could check your local humaine sociaty and see. as far as hot goes you could take them out for a walk around noon it should be hot enough by then for the dogs to get hot.

haha, holy shit, lmfao

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 07:44 PM

my love, and perhaps a small sum, pay to the order of

WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign

its completely no profit, bipartisan, its all about the bitches, really

**marcyman** · 07-19-2006, 07:46 PM

where da aqua ho's?

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 07:48 PM

i dont know

lets start a campaign

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 07:50 PM

Campaign begins now

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 07:52 PM

flyers, buttons, yard signs, free beer

all to find aqua ho s

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 07:54 PM

Don't forget leashes, dog collars and doggy treats and some chew toys

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 07:57 PM

vaseline, and i hate to say it, small rodents put it over the top

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 08:01 PM

well said wood grain if i was your boss i would give you a $100,000 salary raise and bunch of hot aisain girls mixed with some brazilian girls

**marcyman** · 07-19-2006, 08:03 PM

and the anus slip from China_Shred.

**woodgrain** · 07-19-2006, 08:03 PM

yes,

yes ofcourse

**shiznit** · 07-19-2006, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by SolvenCarlos

Campaign begins now

may i join this campaign

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 08:06 PM

Yes welcome to Campaign

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 08:07 PM

What will you donate?

**marcyman** · 07-19-2006, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by shiznit

may i join this campaign

send the "chedda" to my paypal account.

**Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!** · 07-19-2006, 08:17 PM

i just received a nasty pm from the shiznit and he is off the campaign. however, if he publicly apologizes in this thread he will be reaccepted. until further notice, may the WHERE DA WATER B!TCH*S continue. PM me for meeting dates, times, and fundraising events.

**SolvenCarlos** · 07-19-2006, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!

i just received a nasty pm from the shiznit and he is off the campaign. however, if he publicly apologizes in this thread he will be reaccepted. until further notice, may the WHERE DA WATER B!TCH*S continue. PM me for meeting dates, times, and fundraising events.

No your off the Campaign. Shiznit welcome back

**Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!** · 07-19-2006, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by SolvenCarlos

No your off the Campaign. Shiznit welcome back

who do u think you are. fellow WATER B!TCH*RS rise up. scroll to the first post and acknowledge your true leader. we must look past our humanly selfish nature and to the true family aqua ho lovers that we really are. shiznit your in. i forgive all. that is what a true leader shall do. as one we must continue in our quest for the b!tch*s. thank you. you may proceed on your perilous journeys my hobbits. however, beware of the dark wizard sauron. he wants all of the WATER b!tch*s for himself. continue on the path of righteousness.