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    oh shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkboy
    some will get it

    haha yea....I laughed.
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    damn infractions

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    with the amount of times old greg has been posted o these boards, i find it unlikely that many will miss it

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnarKill1029
    A for effort

    ok, needs a "good" caption is what he shouldve said I agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkboy
    "Startroopers?" is there even such thing as a Startrooper? Those are Imperial Scout Troopers, they "are an elite group of stormtroopers trained to use high speed vehicles"

    /Star Wars nerd ftl
    nah man, he deserved to get pwned for that failure. I mean its Star Wars and "stormtroopers" are pretty iconic so if he said that it wouldve been at least somewhat acceptable. I used to have the Star Wars Card Game so take that. I need to find those cards actually some are worth bank now
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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    I used to have the Star Wars Card Game so take that. I need to find those cards actually some are worth bank now
    I got a shoebox of 'em given to me about a year ago. They're pretty sweet.
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    nah man, he deserved to get pwned for that failure. I mean its Star Wars and "stormtroopers" are pretty iconic.
    My thoughts exactly.
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    omg i just looked at the star troopers again and laughed my ass off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkboy
    I got a shoebox of 'em given to me about a year ago. They're pretty sweet.
    yea but they have so many iterations of that game that you could have the new ones. I have the old ones from like a decade ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by vicskim76
    omg i just looked at the star troopers again and laughed my ass off.
    Funny guy, Eh?
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    think about it.

    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard
    think about it.

    Chick with the face. OS FTW, plus you're not having sex with a fishes vagina.
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    A; only if she has no vocal cords though, see Sharkboy you have to think yes you get the face and the oral, but then you get the nagging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    A; only if she has no vocal cords though, see Sharkboy you have to think yes you get the face and the oral, but then you get the nagging.
    Ya, but for me there's just something about screwing a fish that kinda turns me off. Plus, you don't know she's a nagger...hahahaha I just realized what I wrote...nagger. But seriously, I did think about it, and I chose possible nagger over a fish with a vagina and legs.



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    what do you mean I dont know if she's a "nagger"? She is a woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by RavesIsBack
    what do you mean I dont know if she's a "nagger"? She is a woman
    hahahahaha
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    i think A is definatly better for good conversations.
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    if she's nagging just walk to the center of the island. And honestly how do you know fish vagina isn't like the most chronic shit ever?

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    but then she wouldnt blow you again until you "talked" which means eventually you gots to hear all the bullshit and at that point you are going to be so pent up that you will nut in like 5 minutes so you put up with all the shit for 5 minutes and then afterwards she will want to cuddle and if you just bail again she wont do shit because you know secretly she has no craving for blowing you but only does it so she can nag you for those hours before she has to do it.

    The vag is not a fish vag, how do you guys keep missing that? The upper portion of the body is a fish but hips and lower are female so its a regular vag, but then you get fishhead BJs which, given this one time a fish tried to eat my finger, would be pretty mind-blowing. So in retrospect, fishhead BJs, female vag and backdoor, and 0 complaints...I choose B.
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    seriously raves you're not using your head here. Grab her by her hair, drag her to the center of the island, and say "you can get back in the water after I finish. Every word you speak will buy you another minute out here. Damn the sun is hot today, isn't it?"

    I think he was talkign about a fish vagina on A. I mean mermaids have to have a vagina too, right?

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    who says she needs water? she is a human just with a fish tail. She would crawl if she needed to get back to the water, but I dont think she needs to at all, human up top so can breathe and not need the ocean water. and then if you get her to keep crawling she is going to get all muscular up top and thats just gross.
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    hmm good point, I think I'm starting to lean towards B.

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    really? i think option b isn't the best for the good conversations though...
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    hmm good point, I think I'm starting to lean towards B.
    yea I talked myself into B. At first I said A, but in fairness I did say sans vocal chords which would make a huge difference.


    omg solution, pick A but then punch her really hard in the throat and rupture her vocal chords. I am genius.
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    yeah b/c honestly she is some pretty f'ing hot JB.

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    ductape is even better ?
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    wtf Richard, if you had fracking duct tape you could make a duct tape boat and get the frack off the island. STOP CHANGING STIPULATIONS, THIS IS A SERIOUS DEBATE.
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    edit: i'd still go with A

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8201724AAXnwmf

    edit : hahahahaha
    thanks, i just ehh spitted/sprayed water all over my keyboard, really.
    i'm gonna clean it now. oh shit hahaha
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    I'm not sure Richard is cut out for adult conversations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard
    edit: i'd still go with A

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8201724AAXnwmf

    edit : hahahahaha
    thanks, i just ehh spitted/sprayed water all over my keyboard, really.
    i'm gonna clean it now. oh shit hahaha
    wait what? what just happened with this post? its like you had a seizure midpost and then forgot what you were talking about
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    i think i'm not getting it, but i have video of mating fish, and a clean keyboard again.

    the ductape boat was funny and when i read it i was just drinking some water, which i had to "dispose" cause i had to laugh so... it ended up on my keyboard

    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    I'm not sure Richard is cut out for adult conversations.
    i get it, i'll keep my mouth shut
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    you "spitted" it

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    dude you are not fracking a fish unless you pick A and get super curious. A is basically oral only and B is fracking a human vagine but having to look at a fishbody while doing so.

    this reminds me of that episode of futurama where he ends up in the lost city of Atlanta
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    honestly I don't think I'd have to get that curious to run up in that fish vag

 

 

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