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    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by beachbum
    ahahahaha, +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    yeah cesar is the fracking man... I do that "tssss" shit to my dog all the time, and sometimes I accidentally do it to my daughter
    "Accidently?"

    Ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    yeah cesar is the fracking man... I do that "tssss" shit to my dog all the time, and sometimes I accidentally do it to my daughter
    haha.....i corrected a dog at a dog park (that wasnt my dog) and then the owner wanted to fight me. He was a really tall brazilian looking dude too......i was thinking some sort of crazy martial art would have been used on my ass. Luckily the other dog owners defeded my actions....and confrontation was avoided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SandSkimmer

    wtf
    100 bucks that none of those guys hit any of that.
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    but holy cannons on the right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash
    100 bucks that none of those guys hit any of that.
    its possible if those homos are rednecks and the girls are their sisters

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    Quote Originally Posted by SandSkimmer
    its possible if those homos are rednecks and the girls are their sisters
    or if those girls just dont like banging dorks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash
    but holy cannons on the right.
    lol yah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash
    but holy cannons on the right.
    Yeah...he must work out.

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    haha look at his chest. There is like a negative amount of muscle mass there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash
    haha.....i corrected a dog at a dog park (that wasnt my dog) and then the owner wanted to fight me. He was a really tall brazilian looking dude too......i was thinking some sort of crazy martial art would have been used on my ass. Luckily the other dog owners defeded my actions....and confrontation was avoided.
    You know that you didnt even had a chance, right ?
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    yeah right. While the faggot was spinning on his head showing off his radical capoeira moves Dale would have just punched him in the nuts and moved on.

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    Where all the white women at?

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    Jesus H christ......that is awesome, zbra
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    and that is exactly how I picture you, in every situation you describe

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    and that is exactly how I picture you, in every situation you describe
    if i hadnt just become sawyer.......that shit would so be my avatar.
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    this is the longest post i've ever made...






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    awesome!
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    yeah right. While the faggot was spinning on his head showing off his radical capoeira moves Dale would have just punched him in the nuts and moved on.
    Yeah, right.
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    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha +1

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    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    god these last pages are so win
    damn infractions

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    ohhh Garth Marengue
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    I love this thread!
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    oh/my/god. thank god gnipgnop is back. plus fracking 2

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    Amy, your avatar looks like Korin from Dragonball,
    fracking sick
    if a woman is crushed by a tree in the forest...what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

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    haha that's me in my next interview

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