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    zbr
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapdash
    Does zbra have his wings?
    do you think no one got it?
    or everyone is ignoring it because of how nasty that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjMattyD
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    Omg that was great.
    I love how at the end her text says " Me after watching da poopiness"

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    It was early in the morning when I posted that. Upon reflection it disturbs me more than is funny because her face is paralyzed its like she is transmitting the words into your head. That and its also kind of funny getting a "reaction" video from someone who can't react.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjMattyD
    It was early in the morning when I posted that. Upon reflection it disturbs me more than is funny because her face is paralyzed its like she is transmitting the words into your head. That and its also kind of funny getting a "reaction" video from someone who can't react.

    That's exactly what I thought. It is genuinely scary to me. I couldn't get through the whole thing. I had a harder time watching her than 2g1c.
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    Since when is 4:58 PM Early morning?
    But I agree with you.

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    maybe he lives on a place on earth where the time is different then yours, some magician told me there is such a place

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    unfortunately said place is not L.A.

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    With the hours I have been pulling 2PM is early in the morning for me.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemkexx
    do you think no one got it?
    or everyone is ignoring it because of how nasty that is
    not sure.
    Purple Snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    it's this thing she's had ever since she saw me cut myself and suck the blood off my cut, she keeps asking me if you can drink blood. I keep telling her no but apparently she wants a second opinion. The fact that it's like a full mug of blood is what gets me..
    Now with the backstory this is the funniest of the whole thread. So good.

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    It took me a second

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    2009






















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    Purple Snakes

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    Why couldn't that have been 1997? Lucky kids.

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    Just found one more

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    For some reason its been a streak of completely shaved since about 2002 for me.

    Them 14 year olds sure do like to keep their shit orderly.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    see I have been in relationships mainly since 98, and same here, but I just mean the random action I got before then... would have been nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gr4b3Q
    Just found one more
    um, yeah, but who do you think has to put forth the effort for the shit that comes after the man on the horse? Duh, the man.

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    plus the armor and the horse aren't fracking cheap.
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    I don't get how a ring leads to a tool shed.
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    tool shed? i thought it was a dog house complete with window.
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    This one is too big so here's the link : Picture
    Last edited by Gr4b3Q; 02-26-2009 at 12:10 PM.

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    What's up 2008?
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    "nm just bein rick rolled lol" -2008
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    Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass

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    oh shi.....

    That lady is about to get LAUNCHED

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexM.
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    I would neg you for such a bad response if I wasn't feeling nice today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CasterTown
    oh shi.....

    That lady is about to get LAUNCHED
    haha no that fat bitch isn't going anywhere.
    Double Barrel and Team Lift ftw.

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    oh shit, how have I neglected to tell this story. Since I just posted some shit about my daughter you guys should get a kick out of this: 3 times now (last night was the 3rd) she's woken up crying in the middle of the night from a bad dream. The dream was, not shitting you, me trying to teach her how to skimboard, and she hit some deep water and drowned. Great, just what I need.

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    I've had that dream many a time
    My e-peen is 3 long now ZOMG

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    hahahaha whit thats hilarious and awful at the same time.
    nfarino117: Do you just use a paint pen on top of the front of your board? Or do you have to take it apart?
    Let Fire Fall:haha today at moes i was rolling up this guys burrito

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    wat

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    Aww shoulda saved that fer a nice moment. Ah well there's always recycling. Them "green" bitches keep tellin' me to do that shit.
    [QUOTE=CaboWabo]Blowing a load in your pants with out even touching it isn't becoming a man.[/QUOTE] Fast and Furious 5 will come!

 

 

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