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    Default I wanted to screw my friend's hot mom...

    ...but it didn't work out so I fracked my fat, nasty mom instead.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.html

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    where do you find this shit, colin? that shit is foul.

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    thats really disgusting. what a deplorable human being.
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    what the efffffff
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    Kinda begs the question, why is it illegal for two consenting adults to have incestuous sex?

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    epic
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkimNate
    thats really disgusting. what a deplorable human being.
    You wouldn't say that if she was hot.

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    You sick bastard!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colon
    ...but it didn't work out so I fracked my fat, nasty mom instead.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.html
    niiiiiiice...
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    Damn, the site is blocked at work.
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    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    I am bored so here ya go....
    The pic is copy righted so I couldnt post it


    By ROBIN PERRIE

    A MUM faces jail after she admitted having sex with her 18-year-old son.

    A court heard how Sylvia Payne, 45, and teenager Mark were lying on a bed when he suffered a panic attack.

    Payne comforted him with a hug and “one thing led to another”, magistrates were told.

    Another member of the family found out and was so disgusted they alerted police.

    At first Payne, a jobless mother of seven, denied the allegations. But she later admitted having full consensual sex with the teenager. They arrived together for the hearing in Workington, Cumbria.

    Prosecutor David Handsford told the magistrates: “It seems they were in bed watching a video. Mark had suffered a panic attack and when she gave him a cuddle and comforted him one thing led to another.”

    Mike Woolaghan, defending, said: “There is a lot that has gone on in terms of abusive behaviour within the family and Mrs Payne is perhaps as much a victim in this as anyone else.”





    Payne, of Maryport, admitted an offence under the 2003 Sexual Offences Act. The case was adjourned until August 25 for sentencing but she faces up to two years in prison.
    [QUOTE=ZapBulletRider]Life called, it thinks it's best you just go your separate ways.[/QUOTE]

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    He, they said Mum. Thanks for copying it for me.
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    haha, no prob
    [QUOTE=ZapBulletRider]Life called, it thinks it's best you just go your separate ways.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=ZapBulletRider]life called...

    actually, it didn't. It doesn't even want to talk to you.[/QUOTE]

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    It doesn't have it's full impact without the pic. How do you bypass that silly copyright thingy? *hides from all the pissed off skim photogs*

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    thats messed up. wtf.
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    the pic says it all.

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    england is stealing appalacian traditions
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    very nice how much?
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    2 dollaaa

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    Fitee Cent boii!1!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colon
    Kinda begs the question, why is it illegal for two consenting adults to have incestuous sex?
    who the hell begs that question?

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    im guessing colon had a hot mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by junwin
    who the hell begs that question?
    I did, actually. I was surprised she faced jailtime considering the kid was 18.

 

 

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